Jake Spain

Shout out Benito

Shout out ppl in the @McDonalds drive thru in 2025 not using the mobile app.

Horse name: Fuzzy Dunlop

Horse name: Funky Onions

“Yes I’ll take a box for my last quadrant” - the whitest dude you’ve ever seen asking for a box for a club sandwich.

Shout out Pharaoh Monch

@boopfm523 This is why I was always an opponent to lookalike modeling.

Me: Finally joins Facebook only for "BAP1 Hereditary Genetic Mutation: Support and More" Group. FB: Here are other groups like "BAP1 Hereditary Genetic Mutation: Support and More" . . .. . "Porsche Club of America"

Can’t stand a slow talker

Shout out the thing they stuff the Christmas trees through to put the net on them

Shout out Orange Julius

Shout out BLTs

@boopfm523 Came in handy when I couldn’t find the remote this morning though

Using your phone as your TV remote is a terrible experience. That’s after the fact that you can’t leave your phone in another room if you want.

Shout out @kaiforbath

The way @tonydokoupil looked at that Diet Pepsi… I felt that.

I’m a customer. How yall got me yelling corner and behind walking to the bathroom

Shout out this dick Tracy wannabe lookin mf

Nothing says Gen X like singing along with The Cure at the bar.

If you thought that fight was gonna be anything other than a bad exhibition bout you definitely voted for the hype man two weeks ago

Babe, wake up. A new yttv enjoy the zen just dropped

Shout out koosh balls