Jake Touzel

Got my knives sharpened yesterday, cut my finger while slicing mushrooms today. Why must I pay in blood for an ingredient I don’t even like?

close the patullo. now make a truck driver hit the median on the alex fraser.

Why does Guy Fieri look like he’s running for leader of the NDP?

it's such a shame that the masters of the universe movie is gonna bomb

The future is bright. Say hello to MCU reboot Howard the Duck

we really got morning radio show hosts talking about shooting americans before gta6

idk who needs to hear this but high beams do not help with fog

@NDP ok chatNDP

If you work full-time, you should be able to afford your life. That's not radical. That's a workers' rights issue. And it's why New Democrats fight for workers — every time.

i've seen the video. i've watched it from every angle. the only logical conclusion I can come to is that michael rappaport should have gone home night 1.

if I only could, I’d drink a beer with god

dave chapellephaba

ethan slater is way too cool of a name for ethan slater to have

politicians wearing hard hats should be considered stolen valour

David Eby is the Hannah Berner of Canadian premiers

@betterlovers please

DON’T FORGET TO SAY PLEASE! New single out everywhere Friday. Or maybe even today if you know how to behave.

@RoughTrade Fontaines by a landslide

CMAT EMMA-JEAN THACKRAY FKA TWIGS FONTAINES D.C. JACOB ALON JOE WEBB MARTIN CARTHY PA SALIEU PINKPANTHERESS PULP SAM FENDER WOLF ALICE Who's your #MercuryPrize 2025 winner?

Sabrina Carpenter just started Halloween on August 28th

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bittersweet symphony should be a top contender for worst song

@KarmSumal The only nickname worse than the Couve is "Vangroovy"

What the hell is the Couve? Van City or Vancouver is just fine