Jacob Day

I bartended a wedding tonight where they went through 66 bottles of wine, 11 kegs of Busch Light, 13 bottles of Smirnoff, 9 bottles of Jack Daniels, 6 bottles of Captain Morgan, 2 bottles of fireball, and a bottle of tequila. They literally had the party to trump all parties.

My dream GF - doesn’t flirt with all of my homies

I placed a candidate today who had 13yrs with her company in downtown Philadelphia making 52k. She cried when I presented her an offer at 75k today bc she doesn’t have to worry about bills anymore. This is the stuff that makes business fun. Pay your employees a livable wage plz!!

You sleep better knowing you gone wake up paid

@nltrettin I’ve heard awesome things. I think South America is on my list for next year though since a few friends want to go in January and February

@Jake_Day11 Brazil!

Opinions are appreciated bc idk where to go next 🥲

Shoutout my label that’s me

Girls be tryna hide their Sugar Daddy 😂

If you're in your early 20s and you're freaking out because you don't have the rest of your life figured out yet, just remember that Jesus didn't start working miracles until he was 30 years old. Time is on your side

Make sure you love you.

@bella_patella As you should 😮‍💨

@Jake_Day11 I attention love

@_HalaBack_ My clean clothes have been in a basket for a week now. I needed to make you feel bad so I could feel better 🥹

@Jake_Day11 why are you personally attacking me right now

Idk who needed to hear this today, but your clean laundry has been in a basket for 3 days. Please fold it or hang it up.

I never played tag because I knew I was it

I had no idea how much 250 pesos was and just found out I’ve been tipping $13 per drink all day. Here I was thinking the bartenders liked me for my personality

10 years after graduation most D3 cross country teams would absolutely torch their D1 counterparts

I'm just the social media guy

Hasbulla is a bully bro 😭😭😭

This is my favorite video on the internet

I have been embarrassed to share my story, but the time is right.