Jake

Me: *in assembly in year 5* My brain: Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Dont sing it Me: GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP ME BURNING

@PakieO So why do you keep begging extra members ?

But I won't be changing the way i do things . Just tip winners and keep the head down . Tomorrow starts a new season and I have 300 members in the door already . They paid £50 for the year and have about 5 times that fee made already after about 12 days.

The tipping game is mental . I show big profit all year . I grow from 250 to 700 members . I charge a fraction of the price of most tipsters and get my results independently verified ............ and I still lose half my members due to dreamers think 17% ROI isn't impressive 😳

Congratulations @BasherWatts unbelievable 👏

@davtav8 Class 👍🏼

What a gorgeous day,celebrating promotion with my boy,doesn’t get much better 🤍🖤UTV

@TBJ_Racing Bring back studawg. Melt

Saturday NAP 🐎 Week of highs and lows at Punchestown for Hendo, but can end the Festival with a big win here with the exciting Lulamba. Beaten by Poniros at Cheltenham, but can reverse that form

Legend @McIlroyRory 👏

@wingsseni So sick

spilled coffee on a page and drew what i saw

Best week of the year has arrived. 🐎 🐎 🐎

@dec_car @Fairyhouse Nice gesture 👏

A really nice touch by @Fairyhouse today

Awful news. RIP Michael

@Burt0nJR @SamPerry1049798 @sspencerukk @Alexwoollam_ you know JB

@JakeeBurt @SamPerry1049798 @sspencerukk @Alexwoollam_ some name that 🤝

“and since i fucked off drinking, ive done fuck all drugs, so i havent had to send £40 to anyone, reference “football subs” 😭😂😮‍💨😭😂

@SamPerry1049798 @Burt0nJR @sspencerukk @Alexwoollam_

@Burt0nJR @sspencerukk He's fucking Ace funny guy man This is the best bit of the fire in the booth🤣🤣🤣

@WillM_20 😭

Really hope his middle name is What

@CryptoCabba @gbyrnesmufc @0wt_92 @PINDERLFC94 Bad take, he was just injury prone he was a baller when he played

@gbyrnesmufc @0wt_92 @PINDERLFC94 Anderson was wank and has 4 prem titles pack it in u smelly manc

How shite was Ryan’s Giggs btw 😂😂…

@DGRhod_ Love u mate

Punt at wolves later 7:00 Moon Over The Sea 7/1 [1 PT WIN]

Goosebumps.

@PakieO Give us your best bet of the day my mate

It has arrived. The craziest ass day of sport you will ever see.

@Andymc1983 🤣🤣

It's Christmas, so you best believe the fancy RAW/Smackdown chairs come out

@joshpearson180 @CameronMenzies Bottled it

Poor tweet from me I’ll admit Didn’t even see the end of the match, was in the drafts as soon as Gates went 1-0 up, I was too being absolutely god awful at darts Apologies to @CameronMenzies you’ll be back mate, chin up 💔🎯

@JackWrights @xScoresx @kevosull88 @lukebod96 Oh jheez

Who’s the biggest “one hit wonder” in darts? 🤔