Jake

@Manhattva Nah I never see the 5 ft 9 or 5 ft 10 dudes frauding its always the 5 ft 11s

A 5’11” man made this.

@oelma__ Pop pop pop fuck fighting that

@aas_ker The sun and sprinting

without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression????

@dpmlol Friendless people rejoicing rn

Riot is removing Duo Queue in master + for at least Patch 16.9 to help to stabilise MMR 🚨 Via RiotPhroxzon

@LeesiBB @Zap_TFS He was not on massive amounts of gear lmao every single one of his roles were super naturally achievable just looked like a dude who lifted in all of them

@Zap_TFS it’s not really about genes. the dude was on massive amounts of gear for all of his roles, and that shii ages you. if anything, should be an advertisement on why you should never do massive amounts of PEDs if you’re concerned about aging

aging like milk

@twtvPixctvsff @Midbeast You spitting

@Midbeast HARD RESET THE LADDER, WDGAF TO THE ONES THAT HARDSTUCK EMERALD/PLAT 4 SEASONS IN A ROW SOMEHOW GOT TO MASTER THIS SEASON BY INFLATION

2000LP to reach CHALLENGER in EUW now... THIS CAN'T CONTINUE NEXT SEASON. FIX THE GAME.

@RiotPhroxzon I play tahm and I think only thing that should be changed is w cast time.Hes very strong right now at support.

Patch 26.9, Season 2 Preview! Patch 26.9 is coming soon; a lot of systems changes and with it, a few champion changes. Some of the more significant ones, I'll go in more depth tomorrow and also in the Patch Rundown. Overall - When approaching 26.9, we were thinking a lot about systems and champion spaces that needed satisfaction, strategic distinction and also opportunities to create surface area for excitement and dreaming of what's possible - The first place we were looking was in enabling certain types of systemic gameplay patterns where they were a little under the mark Starting Items - It's been a long time since adding new starting items to the game! - Doran's Bow is an option in greedy lanes where you trade off health (and are more susceptible to burst), but if you have high uptime on an opponent - Doran's Helm is intended to be a situational choice (though some might be hardbound) for champions who don't need the sustain from Doran's Shield in lane - We're hoping that these changes allow players to eek out even more advantages in certain lanes and add a little more depth to laning interactions Statikk Shiv - AD On-Hits have been languishing for a while and Statikk Shiv presented an opportunity to take an item that not many champions used and add some spice to it (the lightning applying on-hits) - Since some of the more eye-popping examples, we've made some changes to remove Staikk Shiv's on-hit lightning also impacting the primary target (so it will only apply off th einitial attack - While it's possible this may not be sustainable in the long term, pushing the frontier of innovation also carries some risk, so we want to see where it goes - We're excited to see some interesting cooking and new builds! Deathfire Touch, Stormraiders and Comet - This philosophy also presented an opportunity within the keystone mastery system - Comet has been overloaded for a while, serving the DoT mage class, albeit poorly and it also tries to compete with Aery on this axis - We saw an opportunity to bring back an old favorite in Deathfire Touch and this archetype of poke champion is no longer so oppressive in the modern game - This allowed us to make a change to Comet to make it more about long range poke, while also opening up Deathfire Touch as a more sustained option - We hope this differentiation allows the Keystones to play a more differentiated role - At the same time, Phase Rush has been hard to balance, especially for Control Mages who often use a few low damage spell instances to run away and play a spacing game - We felt that the Design of Stormraider's Surge was just superior to Phase Rush and represented the right level of commitment to allow the Movespeed to be powerful - Historically, we had to overly nerf Phase Rush to the point of being unsatisfying for the majority of the roster, while still being too good on the champs that could proc it too freely

@1v9GG_ Nah the master tiers are apart of that homelander meme now

@LoneWolf1AR @Malcolm_Pal9 Shutup nerd

@Malcolm_Pal9 So you're one of the treasonous pieces of s*** that posted this... You would support China over the United States... Give up your American citizenship and get the f*** out of my country... If not we will forceabully remove you

China to Trump: You created a global crisis for no reason. 🇺🇸Trump: “We need to spend $2 billion every day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.” 🇨🇳China’s Foreign Ministry: “But the strait was already open before the war. This problem started because of your illegal military actions against Iran.

@reguulo @BrettMaxweem @DermPASeattle @TheChiefNerd Yeah I try to come off them then the blood pressure sky rockets

@BrettMaxweem @DermPASeattle @TheChiefNerd yoo job for a cowboy sick

THEO VON: “One of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely. I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel.” ROGAN: “So why did you take them in the first place?” THEO VON: “I was having a tough day at school and they f**king gave them to me, and I never got off.”

@PamphletsY Why does it looked dubbed wtf

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.

@GlobalUpdates24 Hell fuckin no

BREAKING – US government on Epstein issue: "We're moving on from that"

@QTHESTORMM Yes

SHOULD KASH PATEL GO TO JAIL FOR LYING UNDER OATH, BE HONEST YES OR NO

@A_M_R_M1 You just stay spreading bullshit with no information linked or anything

🚨 URGENT: Breaking reports state that Chinese intelligence is working to expose alleged connections between Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein regarding the origins of COVID-19, claiming that China was unfairly blamed while Western families, politicians, and billionaires benefited. Reports further allege that China is considering retaliatory actions against Bill Gates, Donald Trump, and Jeffrey Epstein.

@A_M_R_M1 Bro y'all stay fuckin kids in the middle east shutup with this shit

🚨 BREAKING: China’s Supreme Court declares that child sexual assault is “extremely vile” and will be punishable by the death penalty without leniency.

@popsly_lol Cho gath

THIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT What’s the first League of Legends champion that comes to your mind right now?? comment it DO NOT read the replies before you do

@sw_holocron Nah it's gunna be 40k

There’s rumors that the big Star Wars game announcement is the reveal of Total War: Star Wars 👀

@Geniustechw Nothing because it's an escalator it be different if he was blocking the exit off of them

He's blocking the entire path. Be honest: what would you do in this situation? 💪🤐

@gnuman1979 Sock that mfer with my fist

You can't step on it. How do you get rid of it?

@HANC8CK Straight tarzaned bingo

me after calling a rioter whose in my game a pdf and they should grey screen irl knowing i wont be punished