jake

@MFKAOZ tokon will probably pop off at first we’ll see about avatar. they’ll probably run a lot of avatar on tuesdays tho

@JakesBadTweets Depending on how tokon/avatar are looking i might pull up

Idk why he thought that would work but I got a nice Ahri comeback out of it lmao

@aesthleo @califooya @MarchVeryOwn4 didn’t Sammy Sosa famously fuck his oblique or back up sneezing lol

@califooya @MarchVeryOwn4 That’s common with enhanced drugs tho. The muscle development is much faster than the supporting tissue around the muscle. You hear body builders get injuries over random things as well that’s not a controlled exercise. Running is very much not a controlled activity.

Participating just to cook juicers for an easy bag is genius

that trios match is obscene

after sleeping on it, protostar fc has reached an official stance: fuck takeshita

@shinobukandori unfortunately good eats

@BackupHangman he has to be the first role so he doesn’t feel random as hell in the second role

By the way. Pundit Foley: does nothing for me, waste of money, get rid of it. Mick as occasional on screen presence for really impactful segments: yes, I’ll take 6-12 of those a year please and thank you.

@SuitWilliams @BackupHangman kinda crazy the last thing on this show was a Kevin Knight heel turn

@BackupHangman And it's happening at a great time as AEW is in the middle of a committed generation shift, getting people on board as they elevate new names to the top of these cards

This is what I meant when I said AEW reclaimed New York. In 2021, there very much was a “Fuck the Fed” vibe in the audience, and not only did that dissipate over the next three years, the crowds in Queens and Newark got colder, and sparser. I was on escalators with fans at the 2023 Newark Collision going “L-A KNIGHT, YEAH”. Fans chanting “MAMI” at Bud Matt. Offhanded conversations from fans around me asking who the wrestlers in the ring were and talking about what was going on in WWE. WWE won back the hardcores and New York was theirs again. People were just going to AEW shows here because they happened to be here. When AEW ran Chicago after Survivor Series 2023 the looked so small time and like the uncool brand. Conversely, as I’m getting out the 7 train today, the first thing I hear is a little boy explaining to (his dad?) why AEW was better than WWE, in stadium boos for a mention of the Rock, multiple Fuck TKO chants on stairs, escalators, and crowd that was excited to watch wrestling. Noted vibe shift today, felt like the result of everything that’s happened over the last year. Potential 97/98 big 2 situation going on at least from a vibes standpoint. I’m just calling what I’m seeing.

@Jet2Flyy YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT

#AewDoN is on 🔥🔥🔥

they know better than to give RUSH a title match he’ll go into business for himself so fast

WHY WOULD THEY TURN KEVIN KNIGHT WHAT THE FUCK

keep that belt warm for Big Idolo you fucking pussy @The_MJF

WHY DID THEY PUT THE TABLE ON A PLATFORM HAVE THEY NEVER SEEN THE RICK RUDE INJURY

bandido should win

Joe vs Ospreay fucking rocked lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PROTOSHITA THE REAL FAMILY WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT DCF SHIT

PROTOSTARRRRRRRR

WOKE FINISHING SEQUENCE BUT THANK GOD