enviousGutter in the flesh 🐌

HI THIS IS NORMALLY MY PRIV TWT BUT Gulp! this is just while my main @pumiinpatches (god rest his soul) has been suspeneded by twitter so lol hi

foreign kids + rebecca (and very minorly her brother) idk

i lied im not a straight homophobic cis man

you may be quick, but i'm w.d. faster!

i am coming out as a homophobic straight cis man. i do not condone homosexualality. my "dip" artwork has been an elaborate social experiment. Thank you and goodbye. #straightwhiteman #homosexualMoreLikeNkThankYou

projecting my period cramps on these assholes (best friends) #southpark #sptwt

No Soap Of The Day will be published today. Or ever. I've grown sick and tired of soap. ...April fools! This is our Soap Of The Day. I really had you there, didn't I? You probably started convulsing on the floor, crying, screaming, foam and blood dripping down your chin,

本気を出せば…これぐらい出るニャ！！ #エイプリルフール

no more pranks..... i want these.. the biggest april fools prank of them all... would be making them real.....

【待望】 あのキャラクターがついに ぬいぐるみ化。 #エイプリルフール

seriously im ctfu 😭😭😭

握力を鍛えすぎたせいで歯磨きができなくなってしまいました……

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Happy #pear1 day!🩷🌟 #splatoon

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

i love u tomodachi life

collab w @MIZUANIMATEZ #dandysworld

this is my strong baby. he will become much stronger with time. he will be the most powerful baby ever thought of.

i dont remember what purple pikmin look like. i dont know where my pikmin 2 copy for the wii has gone. i miss my wife twitter.