jake (not bald)

I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will not bootlick billionaire studio execs I will no

Just back to say this Piece of shit cop threw the White Power sign on the Jumbotron at the Phillies game yesterday. Dox this clown. Absolutely disgraceful @Phillies

@samuelgursky Nah can’t stand the look. Hurts my eyes

@Jakewestphal1 Are you watching AJLT?

Still angry about how Carrie did this king. Keep ur head up you’ll drop your crown.

@biboofficial W queen

My brain wants to have a panic attack soooooo bad. Jokes on you them meds ain’t fuckinh around.

AITA: I (28 m) am going to become the joker.

@businessgrunge Gonna start carrying a flask of hot Cheetos

@businessgrunge Based

Fuck babe your pussy is so hard

“Yo bro first off my bad for being sincere and vulnerable rn we’re acquaintances and our banter is predicated on witty repartée based in skin deep mutual affection and tentative trust because we havn’t had an opportunity to show up for each other but can I get a hug?”

Dawg I am not listening to Nickleback ironically I am soothing my inner child and if you make fun of me you’re a bad person.

@JackFritzWIP How about a 08 feel dog?

CBP finally has the ‘09-‘11 feel to it again this week.

@kylekinane Yo we liked the first bit but don’t push it

@businessgrunge Fuck yes this is the shit I needed. Thank you

Going through a break up. Please comment ur favorite sad songs.

Life is gonna be okay

Moms a die hard

@bemyserene Thank you 🙏

@businessgrunge Already had this on deck

@Jakewestphal1 new england sober alcoholics punching the air rn