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Anyways, this is how you treat mascots

Knowing when stages come to an end. Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever. Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal. Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans. Forever Red Devil.

Manchester United vs City Full Match (Reupload) 🎬 x.com/xblack4k/statu…

Come on @ManUtd 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 #MUNMCI

Machael Carrick and Kobbie Mainoo 🥹❤️

Just a reminder than Manchester United paid just £25M for Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

3 days of training. No excuses. Masterclass vs Pep Guardiola. Biggest XG defeat Man City has ever faced. Back in T4. Sir Michael Carrick.🇾🇪🫡

🚨🗣️ Rayan Cherki: "I didn't like Manchester United's victory against Lyon because I'm from Lyon. Now I'm looking forward to the derby, I want to kill them! I just wanted to go to Man City." #MUFC [@Jack_Gaughan]

In four games in charge of Manchester United, Michael Carrick has: Beaten Unai Emery’s Villarreal Drawn at Thomas Tuchel’s Chelsea Beaten Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal And now, on his return, pulverised Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City. #MUFC

A letter from @ZBrownCEO to the Papaya Army 🧡

Not a single FA cup game on free to air TV today. Shambles. Well done FA.. you’ve sold out Wonder why everyone has a dodgy stick (not me officer if you’re reading this)

FA cup on TNT, what a fucking joke. No wonder so many use fire sticks….

📺 The only FA Cup games on FREE terrestrial TV this weekend… ▪️ Macclesfield vs Crystal Palace — BBC One ▪️ Spurs vs Aston Villa — BBC One That’s 2 matches out of 32. An absolute disgrace. Once again, it proves modern football is driven by money, not fans. The FA Cup is slowly being stripped of what made it special — and it’s genuinely depressing to see.

Man Utd dream scenario over next six months. - Ole comes back, repeats caretaker form - Qualifies for CL, finally wins a trophy (FA Cup) - Walks away a hero after how it ended before - United get huge financial boost to aid rebuild - Shed huge contracts in 2026 & make key signings - Luis Enrique fancies a go from there and everything is great again forever and ever more

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Stephen Bunting 0 Major Quarter-Finals Bottom of the Premier League 2025 Makes the Premier League 2026 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nathan Aspinall 1 Major Final Premier League 2025 Top 4 Doesn't make the Premier League 2026 🇳🇱 Danny Noppert 5 Major Semi-Finals Doesn't make the Premier League 2026 Piss off PDC.

Despite reaching 2 major finals including the 2nd biggest event of the year and being the only player to defeat both Lukes in TV ranking events James Wade becomes only the 2nd player since 2007 to be denied a prem spot after reaching the World Matchplay final in favour of a guy who made ZERO TV semis Disgraceful decision

Hard work pays off… really? Disappointed, but proud of the work I put in this year chasing one goal getting back to the Premier League. Missing out hurts, but that’s part of the journey. I trusted my performances in the big moments, two major finals and two major quarter-finals and I’ll keep backing that process. Back to work now. 2026, I’ll be ready. James

Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow👍🏼

🎙️ "It's not a tiger Lourence, come on!" 😂 I think it's safe to say that Lourence Ilagan is NOT a fan of the Ally Pally wasp! 🐝