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@dyingscribe How is luther strode about toxic masculinity?

No, no it's not. And even if it was, there's far better comics for that. Like this.

@AnderZin22 Rape and Depression from the knowledge that she was faking it in the previous times.

@Howlingmutant0 @alfkkifine What if your wife is asleep and you have sex with her and she doesn't wake up because she can't feel anything any way?

SHE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ...ITS RAPE SHE IS NAKED IN YOUR ROOM AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND SHE SAYS STOP AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED AND YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU ATTEMPT SEX AND SHE SAYS NO AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER ITS RAPE. IF YOU WANT HELP KNOWING WHAT RAPE IS.... RAPE IS EVERY TIME SHE SAYS NO AND YOU FORCE YOURSELF ON HER. THIS WILL ALWAYS BE RAPE NO MATTER WHAT OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES EXIST. HOPE THIS HELPS... EVEN IF YOU ARE MARRIED YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR WIFES BODY SEXUALLY WITHOUT HER CONSENT.

@alfkkifine What if she says no but really means yes and is just toying with you daring you to take it

@Shawn_Farash MAGA's strongest warrior arguing it doesn't matter that Israel controls us because one of the people who pointed that out lives in Germany.

@NovusOrdoWatch Congrats on falling on a fake story again. He said he intends to ask the Vatican. The Vatican has been crystal clear in recent history that no changes to priestly celibacy are going to happen. There is zero chances request will be approved.

@KirscheVerstahl God's sparring partner

Man RIP a big one hope he's roundhouse kickin in heaven

normalize making superheroes queer

@Acts17David @jtfollowsjc 'No advantage' is a wiiilld statement to describe God.

@jtfollowsjc He used Jesus as an example of someone who is supremely good. He used Genghis Khan as an example of an evil tyrant. He pointed out that if good people don't stand up to evil tyrants, evil tyrants will win. Which part was from Satan?

Get behind me, Satan. Christ is king.

@Exalted_Speed When Mephisto offered the deal, Chuck Norris's fists was the only reply given.

Chuck Norris considered selling his marriage to Mephisto so he could live longer but he said “nah better to die then have 20 years of shit stories”

@MgsOuterHaven Could he out smoke him tho?

Thats heartbreaking Rest in peace Chuck Norris - the only man who could've beaten Big Boss #ChuckNorris

Some people didn’t back the Cursed Continent issue 1 for fear we may never make it to issue 2. I guess they’ve been burned by some opportunistic “creators” who never even delivered their first issue? Well, issue 1 happened and delivered on time. This is issue 2! Art by @jkatzstudio P.S. Finally, a comic book cover that actually depicts events inside the comic!

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INT. THE COURTROOM – DAY A squat, hirsute, bare-chested brute with a ragged beard and an even raggier loincloth—the DWARF BARBARIAN—takes the stand. At the same moment, his slender traveling companion, the ELF MAGE, gives their HUMAN DEFENSE LAWYER a troubled look. HUMAN LAWYER (smirking) We got this. TROLL JUDGE Prosecution, your witness. An ORC PROSECUTOR in an ill-fitting, three-sizes-too-small navy worsted suit rises from his bone-hewn chair. A single jacket button valiantly strains to contain his bulging green gut. ORC PROSECUTOR Your Honor, da prosecution motions to kill da filthy pinkskins and eat ’em, here and now. ELF MAGE (sinking in his chair) By El-Shara’s light. DWARF BARBARIAN (hopping up on his seat) I’m ready to die, ya pig-faced pettifogger! TROLL JUDGE (banging his gavel) Order! Order in da court! (he glares at the orc) We be havin’ a proper hearing— ELF MAGE (sighing with relief) Oh, thank the stars. TROLL JUDGE —den we kill ’em. The elf flicks his eyes to the human lawyer again. HUMAN LAWYER (waving him off) It’s fine. It's fine. We got this. ORC PROSECUTOR (snorts) Shortshank! Ain’t it true dat you killed everybody in Kraga’s Kava Bar? Yes or no? DWARF BARBARIAN (eyes the judge and prosecutor warily) Yes. (he sits down) But we didn’t know it was a Kava Bar at the time. ORC PROSECUTOR (skeptical) Dat so. DWARF BARBARIAN (shrugs) We thought it was a dungeon. ORC PROSECUTOR Exhibit A! (gestures to a broken wooden sign propped up on the nearby evidence table) Da very sign dat was hanging outside da bar dat very day! (to the dwarf) Read it, tunnel rat. DWARF BARBARIAN (sneering) I can’t. I’m illiterate. The GALLERY, filled with orcs, grumbles. GALLERY MEMBER #1 Dumb rock-licker can’t even read! GALLERY MEMBER #2 Dem dwarves is all da same. I always say dat it’s a problem in da community! GALLERY MEMBER #3 Dey got no appreciation for da myriad of ways a state funded, publicly available scholastic apparatus raises standards of living across all socioeconomic classes! Lifts all boats! GALLERY MEMBER #2 Dey’d rather just sit around and lick each other's rocks all day! The Gallery harrumphs in agreement. TROLL JUDGE Order! Order! (gavel bangs) Prosecution, continue. ORC PROSECUTOR Tunnel Rat says he can’t read da Kava Bar sign. Dat’s fine—reading hard. But— (he turns, dramatic) —why couldn’t tunnel rat read da room? Huh? HUMAN LAWYER (whispering) Damn, he’s good. DWARF BARBARIAN It was a bloody dungeon! An abandoned crypt of dilapidated, moss-laden stone miles from the nearest town! How was I supposed to know a daft orc dolt turned it into some dirt-water swill pit? ORC PROSECUTOR A daft orc dolt. Hmph. Dats what da rocky monkey calls da victim. (the orc strolls over to the exhibit table and holds up a masterfully painted watercolor portrait of a brutish orc woman) But daft orc dolt had name: Kraga. Kraga was a small business owner. A valued member of the local community. And da single mother to 37 beautiful orc boys. (he gestures to the Gallery) Many of dem here with us today. The entire Gallery stomps their feet. DWARF BARBARIAN Well, I didn’t know that! ORC PROSECUTOR And you didn’t stop to ask, eider. But you did stop to loot the bodies. (he stares) Didn't you, crag runt? DWARF BARBARIAN I mean, it'd be a waste if we didn't... ORC PROSECUTOR And empty the till. The troll judge turns to the dwarf. DWARF BARBARIAN We thought it was a very strange looking chest. At the end of a dungeon, there's always a chest— ORC PROSECUTOR (lifts a parchment) Exhibit B! Da business license for da Kava Bar, registered with da local Adventurer’s Guild! Dis was an unsanctioned quest, wasn’t it, boulder bugger? DWARF BARBARIAN I—well—so what if it was! HUMAN LAWYER (hushed to the elf) Seriously? You two were on an unsanctioned quest? ELF MAGE (defensive) You try getting a dwarf to fill out a form. HUMAN LAWYER For the love of— ELF MAGE They hate paperwork! DWARF BARBARIAN Some dizzy guild waif isn’t gonna tell me where I’m going and what I’m killing! (he beats his chest) A dwarf makes his own way! I’ll kill and go as I please, when I please! HUMAN LAWYER (leaping out of his chair) Objection, Your Honor! What my client meant to say is that he has the right to go and defend himself as he pleases when he pleases— TROLL JUDGE Shaddap, long-shank. HUMAN LAWYER Of course, your honor. (he plops back down) ORC PROSECUTOR Self-defense. Dat’s what da pinkskins claim all the time. Big word. Big idea. But dey da one's coming into our crypts, our villages, our Kava Bars. The Gallery nods along. ORC PROSECUTOR Maybe we be da ones who need defense from dem! (he grabs a white cloth and rips it off the table) Exhibit C! Da murder weapon! The Gallery hisses, all shielding their eyes as the serrated blade of the wicked, rune-carved axe gleams with a blinding, lurid light. ORC PROSECUTOR What’s da name of dis wretched weapon, stone shagger?! DWARF BARBARIAN (defiant) ORCSBANE the ORCREAVER! ORC PROSECUTOR And what da runes say?? DWARF BARBARIAN In the ancient tongue of my ancestors: Orc lives splatter! HUMAN LAWYER (hushed to the elf) Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and cast Mallakor’s Madness on all of us. ELF MAGE What? HUMAN LAWYER Right now. ELF MAGE (scoffing) Why the devil would I do that? HUMAN LAWYER Because your unhinged bigot co-defendant killed an innocent single mother and all her patrons with a weapon thaumaturgically-infused with pure racial animus and the only way we’re getting out of here alive is on an insanity plea. ELF MAGE Surely you jest. If I cast Mallakor’s Madness on the dwarf, he'll go into a blind, psychotic rage and butcher every orc in this room to the last. HUMAN LAWYER Honestly, that works too. --- [g][title: Orc Lives Splatter]

@YOGB_Mate Shooting windmills and tents.

"Where did you learn to fly?"

@LostHistory9 My problem arises from the fact that given Christ's teaching have formed baseline morality it results in many works sharing said similarities. Gatekeeping cause a story is useful for religious purposes is not a good way to make in roads with the community of said wrks.

I get your point. Let me provide a counter argument. If said stories share virtues with the Christian faith, and people, particularly young people, obtain said virtues from those stories, then the path to Christianity becomes clearer. A positive gateway, for lack of a better term.

It is imperative for Christians to embrace and gatekeep fictional stories whose messages aligns with the teachings of the Christian faith. Too often, particularly in non-denominational and Evangelical circles, does the average person shun all kinds of stories because of the bullshit narrative that the stories are "demonic". This type of puritanical nonsense has been a blight on the faith for a long time, and it needs to stop. And yes, I have indeed heard retarded people call the works of Tolkien and Lewis "demonic".

@banterwithb A blind date with a mexican.

What position would get you into this dating opinion???

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