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@MsCocchiara @BertShowBert @scooterbraun @taylorswift13 Why do you care so much? Nothing illegal has been done here except for your girl doxxing the firm with death threats.

@BertShowBert @scooterbraun @taylorswift13 You are too close to @scooterbraun to be unbiased here, @BertShowBert And if you can’t get @taylorswift13 on the show with her side, don’t air your buds side.

@BertShowBert @TheBertShow “Scott Bruschetta”?

@TheDukeOfYork you rapist piece of shit

@RichardEngel @OARichardEngel For a journalist, your grammar is heinous.

Massive attacks underway against the kurds in northern syria. No ceasefire. Total nonsenses there is. US military officials tell me they are ashamed, “sickened.” It’s cold now outside. What about the families, and kids, out of their homes? @OARichardEngel #AmericanBetrayal

@CourtneyPong I bet you’re a blast at parties

Tonight I shut down a string of misogynistic stand up comics. As in, I walked on stage in the middle of one of them talking, addressed the audience, offered a full refund, told them it would not be tolerated here, and pulled the show

@AndyRichter I wouldn’t want that much cat shit

@BertShowBert It’s not news if it happens all the time

Sad sign of the times. I subscribe to three prep services I read before the show. They tell me the biggest events from the day before. NOT ONE MENTIONED THE SCHOOL SHOOTING IN SANTA CLARITA

@BertShowBert @scooterbraun If I took a gamble and invested money into an artist, I’d expect them to uphold their end of the deal. Taylor should be mad at her dad, not the people that invested in her. If we decide that contract isn’t fair, then Taylor ruined it for future artists needing a break.

@taylorswift13 How about abiding by the contract and not have your fans fight your battles for you?

Don’t know what else to do

@LevityLive @moworldwide You’re not funny. This is why you get paid less for a Netflix special. But instead of trying to be funnier, you pull the race card and sue Netflix. You suck.

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@chrissyteigen @johnlegend Is there some lip syncing show you can go judge? I know you’re desperate to stay relevant.

@KevinMcMahonYAF @barstoolsports Ok cmon let’s not go overboard. You have to sacrifice to be a hero. He’s not risking his life to save others or anything like that. Let’s not water down the term “hero” for every sock person.

@barstoolsports Man is a hero

Trebek’s voice trembling has us crying in the club rn twitter.com/tole_cover/sta…

@BertShowBert What about the trigger warning?

so let's see. This am on the show we should have given out half second trigger warnings for: prescription drugs infidelity std's seasonal affective disorder virgins

@TheRealOJ32 This week on “Murdering Gramps”

Even when you’re bad you can win.

@BertShowBert I’d appreciate a trigger warning about the trigger warning

So let me get this straight, I'm supposed to give out an "opiod trigger warning" now?

@GeorgeTakei B...but Killary uses a private email server 4 years ago!

You admitted in the settlement that your Foundation took $2.8mil from a veterans group fundraiser in Iowa and gave it to your campaign to use just days before the Iowa primary. You stole money from vets to fund your campaign. You are a disgrace and a criminal.

@TravisAllen02 Snowflake much, Jr?

@GMB @EllenCScott Ellen can’t make a real change in the world so she finds crap like this to make a “name” for herself

Should clapping be banned? @EllenCScott says theatres should swap clapping for 'jazz hands' to be more 'inclusive' to those with anxiety or sensitivity to loud sounds. What do you think? #GMB