Benjamin Bayer

This thing still around?

Paul Ryan sponsored a bill to BAN in vitro fertilization! He also wants to BAN most methods of birth control including the pill! It's 1955.

Don't forget about the Chick-Fil-A Kiss-In tonight at 8pm! Come get your political activism on!

Who's with me on a chik-fil-a boycott?

Sup guys

catching up on @birbigs tweets during the world series game seven. i'd like you to take over for tim mccarver next season.

@PatrickWillis52 you have been in beast mode all season! keep stuffing that run, and show Jahvid who the REAL Best is this weekend.

there's a lot of excellent stuff about autumn, but let's be honest. it's all about pumpkin flavored everything.

140 characters max isn't really enough sometimes.

where am i? who are you people?

@NikkiElizDemere : thanks for being my second legitimate follower.

@danieltosh; ASU girls are mega-sluts, so dust your dick off and get to work!

@BRIANMBENDIS chicago has a beach?

@katyperry get well soon

@katieistheJAM That's like the best TV show ever.

@SarahKSilverman hipsters never die, unfortunately

Yesterday, the Sam Adams Rustic Saison escorted the Sox to a 10-4 victory. Hoping the East-West Kolsch can do the same today.

@katieistheJAM Who?

@katieistheJAM thanks for being my only real twitter follower

@PatrickWillis52 i'm with you, but i'd rather see you tearing up quarterbacks.