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@JamTarts 7 Months ago

🚨🇬🇧 Buckingham Palace issue a Statement that King Charles will NOT be delivering an Easter message this year in 2026. Any guesses as to why?

@PetesWeeDragon @weeglesgapoet Some folk trip on truths they spun then curse the shadows as they fall. A masterclass in self made storms no wisdom in her, none fuck all .

Mad Gill (Sturgeon) sold the story of her prescription drug addiction to a newspaper and is now ‘fumin’ that the newspaper printed the story of her addiction to prescription drugs 🤣. Couldn’t make this up.

@Anatolydaily Fake weights, here hold my ego.

Anatoly cleaner at gym 350 kg 😂🤭😜💪💪💪💪🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️🔥🔥🔥!!!!

@BBCSportScot @BBCSounds youtu.be/6QEkUINpAsg?si…

'I'm not a fan of the split' Hearts fan and podcaster Liam Corbett on today's episode of the Scottish Football Podcast. 🎙️Listen to the podcast on @BBCSounds #BBCFootball

@Record_Sport Who the fuck names these storms The only storm worth talking about is Tony Blooms Heart Of Midlothian Fc

Storm Dave smashes into Scottish Premiership title race as Hearts, Rangers and Celtic brace for impact 💨 dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football…

@CasualChaps The Edinburgh Derby is fierce One of the oldest continuously played derbies in world football The oldest major Scottish derby Nottingham Derby 1866 🥉 Stoke vs Port Vale First meetings in the 1870s, with some claims predating Hearts–Hibs.

@CasualChaps S. The Edinburgh Derby Heart Of Midlothian Fc V Hibernian Fc Historic Derby first played December 25th 1875 The Friendly ended Heart Of Midlothian Fc 1 Hibernian Fc 0

How d’you rate these derby rankings then?

@brexitblog_info @elonmusk @Iromg The Press in the video clip. is all white men and woman

WTF?! “Apollo was all white men..” Disgusting to watch Sky reporter Thomas Moore bring race into the launch of the Artemis Moon mission. As if the original astronauts weren’t doing it on behalf of all mankind. One truly despairs at the woke mind virus. @elonmusk @Iromg

@solmemekid @liltraderrrr @dom_lucre @grok Because they're not white

@liltraderrrr @dom_lucre @grok Why are the blacks so retarded??

🔥🚨BREAKING: A man drifting on rubber boat lost at sea for two months and 7 days east of Russia was found with 3 people on board with one of which died of hunger, and the second, along with his father, ‘went mad’ and died. This man is the only person that was able to survive until he was rescued and transferred to the hospital in a horrific condition after losing 110 pounds during his 67 days of being lost at sea.

@CuriosityonX Earth

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?

@BBCSportScot Being shite gets you booed

'I think now it's just set if we don't get the result then we just get booed' Andy Robertson on boos at the end of Scotland's last two games... #BBCFootball

@weeglesgapoet Tea’s spillin, pen’s shoutin Indy och aye the noo! Unicorns chantin chairin The referendum crew.

Independence, aye?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊ #independence #corrupt #snp

@liamgallagher @FrancescaB1978 I agree no point squeezing too hard, end up shitting on yourselves @oasis

@FrancescaB1978 Yes but people would moan if it wasn’t up there with the classics and all the music magazines would give it 4 out of 5 then we’d all cry and the pressure would be too much then we’d split up again so FUCK IT

Imo a new album would be more than welcome if it was the case, but I also reckon Oasis have so many 'old' tunes that deserve to be played. They could basically tour forever without releasing anything new and still blow people’s minds every time with a different setlist. 🤍

@_StonersRUs_ A WASTE

What do you call this? 🤔

@is_glasgow The worlds greatest Cobblestone n Setts @JamTarts

Cobblestones vs Setts. These two types of traditional road surfaces are often confused, but they're easy to tell apart. Cont./ #glasgow #glasgowhistory #architecture #cobblestones #forthandclydecanal

@weeglesgapoet He loves his homeland, just not enough to stay longer than his bladder allows.

Its hilarious to think the spokesman, For the traitorous SNP, Would fuck off back on a flight, Directly to NYC, One day in Scotland is quite enough, It has definitely taken its toll, He loves the place so he says, But he wouldn’t stay in a shit hole! You can thank the SNP for this mess!

@ScotlandSky Walking disnae matter

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Scotland squad have been out for a pre-match walk around Liverpool, ahead of facing the Ivory Coast later. Who do you think should start? ⤵️

🗣️"In my own head I'm going: 'No one is taking this job from me'" St Mirren interim manager Craig McLeish wants to earn the permanent job with strong results. Sponsored by cancelmyparkingticket.com

@HeartsStandard_ @craigcairns001 @scotlandscoeff1 If Heart Of Midlothian Fc were to win the Champs League in the youth of a new era Potential Grand Total £85–100 million Yes, nine figures is possible depending on bonuses and commercial deals.

@HeartsStandard_ @craigcairns001 @scotlandscoeff1 ♥ Bottom Line If Hearts win the Pub League then reach the Champions League league phase We bank roughly £25–30 million. Standard for a Scottish side A transformational, dynasty‑shaping windfall.

🇪🇺What are Hearts' routes into European football next season? 🎙️@craigcairns001 is joined by @scotlandscoeff1 to look at the places on offer, potential opponents and the upcoming "cliff-edge" ▶️youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2tOo…