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@LeaderJohnThune Pass the Save America Act or be known in history as the “Thunecoat.”

@5StringsInTX Damn that sounds good right now.

@JamSandwich01 It's the SA hangover staple. Barbacoa and Big Red.

This place never ceases to amaze me. One throwaway post about Texas' most popular grocery store, and suddenly I'm a liberal pushing the alphabet people agenda.

@5StringsInTX Nice! Stay hydrated.

@JamSandwich01 It's actually against the law to not sell Big Red, especially in the San Antonio area.

2nd guy is like a spider monkey on Mountain Dew.

I don't know what the 2nd guy training for but he is 100% ready

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Somewhere out there, someone knows where Kylee is — and every share could be the one that brings her home. — Kylee Marie Martin, 15 | Matthews, North Carolina Kylee Marie Martin, 15 years old, was last seen on April 7, 2026, in Matthews, North Carolina. Three days have passed, and she has not been found. • Missing From: Matthews, NC • Date Missing: April 7, 2026 • Physical Description: Female, approximately 15 years of age • NCMEC Case: 2083605 If you have seen Kylee or have any information on her whereabouts, please contact the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department at (704) 336-7600 or the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children at 1-800-THE-LOST (1-800-843-5678). You do not have to give your name. "For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord — plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future." — Jeremiah 29:11 Kylee, you are seen. You are prayed for. You are not forgotten. ❤️🙏 *Every time someone passes this along, the search for Kylee grows wider — please put her face in front of someone who knows.*

@RickyDoggin Harpooned her didn’t he?

@pissfinger God is good!

@JamSandwich01 It worked! Thank you! 🙂

Perfection.

@pissfinger Sorry, saying a prayer things go smoothly.

@pissfinger No freaking way. The DMV has reached peak new level of trolling their customers.

@litteralyme0 Me trying to figure out why every time I drop a ‘ 3 Body Problem’ reference no one gets it.

Me trying to figure out why 10 people who died without leaving a trace were all linked to the same top secret nuclear project

@pissfinger 🙏🙏🙏

My brothers and sisters in Christ, I have to go to the DMV today to get a duplicate title with a lien release from a bank in another state. Pray for my patience and understanding and that I get a clerk who is cool. I'm going to need it.

Marco Reyes had been practicing tuba in his backyard in Homestead, Florida, for six years without incident. Then he cracked a B-flat so badly his wife heard it from the grocery store parking lot. Every green iguana within a quarter mile bolted. Not scattered - fled south in a coordinated line, like a reptilian evacuation drill. A wildlife biologist from FIU recorded the frequency: 22 hertz, just below human hearing threshold, apparently mimicking an alligator's territorial bellow. The county contracted Marco for weekly performances. He plays one wrong note every Tuesday at sunrise. Hasn't seen an iguana since March. His wife says his regular playing sounds worse.

@UNCballislife @CrystalHope1979 Thank you, I was left extremely disappointed by the train engineers.

@CrystalHope1979 Blow the damn whistle or horn for the kid ffs

Nothing beats a chance encounter with a legend! While driving home to Utah after the rock climbing divisionals in Sacramento, this father-son duo crossed paths with a true monster of the rails: Union Pacific’s Big Boy No. 4014. 🚂💨 Currently on its historic 2026 Coast-to-Coast Tour, this 1.1-million-pound beast is the only operational steam locomotive of its kind left in the world. Seeing those 5'8" wheels in motion puts its 133-foot scale into perspective. A massive piece of history heading back toward the same Wasatch Mountains it was built to conquer. 🏔️ 💪

Never forget that 33 years ago we learned the government will kill your dog, shoot your 14 year old son in the back and snipe your wife in the doorway while she holds your infant child. *RubyRidge Imagine being 14 years old, living off the grid in the Idaho woods in 1993. You’re walking your dog when suddenly he growls and *bang*, the dog is shot and killed. You look up and see a man in a Ghillie suit with a rifle pointed at you. Fear grips you. You pull your gun and fire. You’re just defending yourself. This is your home. You run back toward your parents, only to be shot in the back and killed before you can reach them. You never understand what went wrong or why. The next day, a sniper fires again. Your mother, standing in the doorway holding your baby sister, is hit in the head and killed instantly. All of this started because your father Randy Weaver, sold two sawed-off shotguns to an undercover agent and refused to become a government informant. They gave him a false court date and set up armed surveillance at your home, waiting for the moment they could escalate. Randy Weaver was a former U.S. Army Green Beret. He served in the military before moving off the grid with his family in northern Idaho. His military background added to the tension for federal authorities, because he was trained in weapons and survival, but it didn’t make him violent or a threat to anyone outside his property. After an 11 day stand off with Randy and the baby inside with two dead bodies, the government was ordered to pay millions in settlements to Randy. They were proven to be in the wrong for this deadly power trip. But that doesn’t bring back a 14 year old boy or his mother. Stay educated. Some of our history isnt taught in school for a reason. 💯

I don’t even need the tin foil hat anymore, this is weird as hell.

@nicksortor @jessecox1953 Swallwell resigning from congress gives me hope this year is on the upswing.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Eric Swalwell is OFFICIALLY resigning from Congress following the countless s*xuaI assauIt allegations against him GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU POS! 👋🏻 The biggest D-bag in Congress is GONE.

@beingmybest44 🙏🙏🙏 Prayers out to your daughter.

I hate posting this...its very private...but my daughter can use as many prayers as I can get her... she was 3 months pregnant and she lost the baby yesterday....I am not doing this for me...I know the baby is in heaven....I need prayers for her...her sadness and pain...thank you

Dude felt like a Rhinestone Cowboy for a brief moment.

@Longhouses1 So sorry for you loss. 🙏🙏🙏

My wife of almost 58 years died last night. I think I'll give Twitter a rest for a while.