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Jambo Clownfish
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Jambo Clownfish
@JamboClownfish
3x Cat5 Hurricane Survivor
New York, NY Katılım Ekim 2024
19 Takip Edilen28 Takipçiler
@ObeevWanKenobi Why would I want to hear freebird for the 10000x time
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What happened to live bands for frat events? Why the fuck are yall paying tens of thousands for a mid TikTok famous DJ to play a premade mix
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Probably the best state in the country in large part due to transplants to the moderately liberal cities and the liberal college towns.
Places like Lumberton aren’t the reason North Carolina is great
Cathey JD🌻@Rational119
@nypost From the mountains to the coast, North Carolina is turning into a transplanted, liberal cesspit. They are ruining every single town in our once beautiful state.
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@ICEgov could do generational numbers at the broadway Lafayette station from 4-6pm
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@NYCPublicPolicy @cristinavanko @dustinbkendrick No we must hire more LGBTQIA+ resource officers and DEI council
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@cristinavanko @dustinbkendrick This is unnecessary.
We pay taxes. Sanitation needs to do their job or at least these useless politicians.
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girls really volunteer more than the boys, would love to see more dudes making impact in ways other than providing shareholder value.
come to karma trash club on mondays in williamsburg by the marcy stop 5–7pm!
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Hot take: If you live in NYC, do everything you can to explore coworking spots in the city.
You live in the most alive cities in the world.
Go out, explore spaces, and meet new people.
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@FICMBondTrader How poor is your firm that you can’t have a base?
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We had an early 7am interview for a new broker
He's coming from a big bank where you get paid salary+bonus for taking orders (doing nothing)
We told him we have a commission based model
"Sorry, I need a salary." then left LMAO
He'll never be the top 1% of brokers like FIG
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@semisauced @TheRealEdgy Lmk when the Yuma books Porter Robinson
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@WestHarlm @MarkLevineNYC WTF this got to do with Rent Control dum dum.
If You remove the rent control the prices would be higher.
The lack of move buildings is due to regulation and zoning laws, that limit buildings.
youtube.com/shorts/lwtCPiS…
YouTube
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New monthly report: Median rents in Manhattan remain at record high $5k/month. +6% over past year.
Avg. for 2-bed hit all-time high $8,166.
Lack of supply is driving these sky-high rents:
"In March, Manhattan’s rental market remained incredibly inventory constrained. With just 5,049 units for lease, availability reached the lowest level in four years."
Translation: We desperately need to build more housing, including affordable housing.
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@nick_benson I’m interested. Will take it upon myself to throw all homeless and illegals in the Hudson
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Have curb enthusiasm?
Apply to be Assistant Commissioner for Curb Management Policy
👉cityjobs.nyc.gov/job/assistant-…
NYC DOT@NYC_DOT
Safer, smarter streets start at the curb. Our new Office of Curb Management will modernize how curb space is used citywide by reducing double parking, designating pick-up/drop-off areas, reducing congestion, and improving safety for all road users.
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Just spoke with a manager of a restaurant in NYC.
She said that since the ICE raids began 100 employees have stopped coming in to work (~30% of their staff.)
She said they are hiring ppl without experience to backfill.
Thoughts?
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@AjcheGustavo @LosDeliveristas Basically a migrant housing center
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What started as an idea during the pandemic is now a historic reality.
The first Deliverista Hub in the U.S. is open — built by and for workers who refused to stay invisible.
Proud to stand with 80,000 deliveristas shaping the future of work in NYC. ✊🏼@LosDeliveristas
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@AjcheGustavo @LosDeliveristas That shed cost $1,000,000
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@NYC_DOT Can you get the homeless and their tents off the sidewalks too? Or is that too much to ask for?
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@girlcloudnine We could also save $300 million by getting rid of your people and your brown friends
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The city spends 12 BILLION dollars on policing every year, which includes funds for cops to sit around and play candy crush on the subway platforms. You're a fucking idiot if you think fare evasion is stopping our services from being funded
Amol@AjaxNYC
@girlcloudnine The MTA loses a billion dollars from fare evasion every year. That money gets back filled by taking away other services which the government could spend money on. But you do you. Continue to steal so that all of us (you included) get less services.
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@Jennieboopp @AjaxNYC @girlcloudnine So do poor black people that don’t work and collect benefits all day
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Less people are opening the emergency exit to let people into the subway now and I hate it. Do your fucking duty as a new yorker!!!!
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She says she has "been with dozens of founders" so unsure why people think she can't marry one now?
All her prior situations had more than those requirements
Why can’t she find a man? Dating is way too hard for girls
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)@FICMBondTrader
My buddy's sister is looking for a husband. She can't find any suitors. She: -has MBA in accounting, worked for big 4 -take home 300k a year -is 35, but looks younger -Asian, 5'2, 130lbs Looking for in guy: -full hairline, must be 6ft+ for genes, not fat -no cap on earnings (founder pref), with 800k T/H minimum -must have at least one house, and tier 1 car -must be willing to hire nannys/chefs/house keeper Anyone else, besides me, that fits?
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Whenever I tap OMNY to open the gate and get my stroller through ten people will sneak in behind me and the only thing stopping me from starting a full blown confrontation is that I don't want to put my kid in danger. They have absolutely no shame about it and it's disgusting.
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