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@lammens__ “Dad can we go play football at the park?” “Hang on son, I’m pretending to be Senne Lammens on twitter”

@frantzenball @FrankEra_ You realise if we make more money and pay off debts that means ticket prices can go down, we can afford more transfers etc. we absolutely should care about the financial side of the club.

@FrankEra_ Should we fans really care about that at all? We should care about the club not shitting on us, the fans. The owners bumping the ticket prices/merch prices etc is NEGATIVE for the fans - in opposite as for the owners.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe in March 2025: "In three years' time, Manchester United will become the most profitable club in the world."

@UtdAlen Weren’t PSG interested a while ago?

So where will we ship Rashford off now?

@MixMCI Shocker they turn up for a big event

''Emptyhad''

@SunderlandAFC Absolutely incredible, myself and many others predicted you’d be straight down. Good to see someone break out of the straight down trend that’s been incredibly common with promoted teams in recent years.

EUROPA LEAGUE FOOTBALL IS COMING TO SUNDERLAND!

BRUNOOOOO RECORD 🐐🐐🐐🐐

Who do we all want relegated today?🤔

@Discordkitten7_ @mmaboxingsniper @LegacyAnt_ Better than nothing

@JamboUTD @mmaboxingsniper @LegacyAnt_ “Sometimes”

Hot take: pred catchers are annoying.

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ 🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

@mmaboxingsniper @LegacyAnt_ What do you expect him to do lmao, too bad if it’s not entertaining enough for you he’s getting disgusting people put in prison

@LegacyAnt_ These aren’t annoying but they’re very repetitive. Jidion makes like the same video just with different predators

@UtdBart lad do you have any positive thoughts

Trophies won by the “biggest club in England” in the last 9 years… 2018: ❌ 2019: ❌ 2020: ❌ 2021: ❌ 2022: ❌ 2023: 🏆 Carabao Cup 2024: 🏆 FA Cup 2025: ❌ 2026: ❌ The most pathetic “big club” in the world. 🚮

@AdamMorley26 @SunderlandAFC i stand corrected

@JamboUTD @SunderlandAFC ???

Derby days are back ⚔️😤 #SAFC

@black13695888 @UtdKev08 You try coming up with a speech on the spot infront of nearly 75,000 people

@UtdKev08 Love Carrick but he’s not a great public speaker

@Kershaw444 @talkSPORT Literally pointless considering they’ll go down very likely anyway

@talkSPORT Let them go up and give Southampton a 15 point deduction next season in the premier league

😳 "50% of your revenue next year to Middlesbrough." 👀 "You should have to pay a severe and heavy price." James Corden suggests a heavy punishment for Southampton's Spygate scandal.

@e_flashv @giannisstape lev is fine, its abby thats way too small imo

@giannisstape Lev it's to big, should be younger

New look at Kaitlyn Dever as Abby and Kyriana Kratter as Lev on the set of The Last of Us Season 3 📸 (patreon.com/posts/15792556…)

@PopCrave genuinely how is she famous there are actual talented musicians struggling to be seen and shes a millionare from this shite

Charli xcx releases B-side to “rock music” titled “i keep thinking about you every single day and night.” Only available on vinyl.

@marluvstare sorry? 1. how tf did you know 2. wtf is my chatgpt on about

If you ask ChatGPT to pick a random number from 1 - 100, it’d pick 73.

@osundeandrew20 @ZaidBalll how does that one work pal

@ZaidBalll 10 zero loss with Bruno 2 Assist 😂😂😂

4-2 loss with Bruno 2 assists 🔴 OR 3-0 win with no Bruno Assist? 🔵

@ZaidBalll i mean we have CL and can't really achieve anything else so I'd take the Bruno assist record

David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.

@Manchestereds_ @ZaidBalll Yeah but it’s gonna be a massive bowl, probably won’t capture the noise the same

@ZaidBalll I don’t think new stadium will impact the atmosphere in games icl As we are not moving locations and the fans actual experience of getting to the stadium is same it’ll be fine imo

Old Trafford yesterday when Kobbie put that into the net… how are we knocking this down?🥲