James Wright

@Richard_S_Swan Managed to work into a game with Molly recently where I had to lie down with my eyes closed while she did a secret mission with her Paw Patrol where she didn’t disturb the sleeping monster

Apparently "man drinking a cup of tea" is not an acceptable transformation for a robot in my 5yo's War for Cybertron game

Finished my edits of EMPIRE OF THE WOLF 3 yesterday. Always a mixture of emotion in completing a trilogy of novels, but I think readers will be very happy with the conclusion. Obligatory Frodo .gif:

@Richard_S_Swan I mean, he is.

Brosnan was the best Bond. (Bonus: The World is not Enough is an objectively good movie).

@13jellies Feel for her, manipulated by her own mum

@13jellies Can’t believe the Mum has got the daughter to convince the Dad believes there’s been a Tiger round for tea, not that she’s been having it away behind his back

@13jellies 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Richard_S_Swan @HannalahB @orbitbooks getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d6e…

Portrait 2 of 3 in the ongoing 'minor characters of The Tyranny of Faith' artwork series. This is Sir Gerold Bertilo, the Sheriff of Sova. And yes, he's too old for this shit. (Another slam dunk by @HannalahB)

I’ve added a cartoon fly to Mikel Arteta

@Richard_S_Swan I made the same reference only last week. Haven’t trusted a Vicky (Viki) since

Turns out Will Smith's hatred of AI in iRobot was right all along

@13jellies @Michael180Smith Can’t beat a bit of bully

@Livew1re88 @13jellies Looked like he clipped his own heel?

@13jellies Never a pen. Disgusting

@Richard_S_Swan Good to note *not* to add this to your weekend stir-fry

Food packaging copy is always a rich seam of mirth for me. There is always big "target wordcount" energy and a completely otiose call to action. Hungry? Casually grab a handful of PRECISELY 20 nuts for a snack.

@Richard_S_Swan Someone got a new thesaurus

Rupert Vansittart especially is just *chef's kiss*. His lines are delivered with such incredible verisimilitude you forget you're watching Star Wars.

Well, ANDOR is excellent. The writing is excellent. The tone is refreshing. The visuals are great. The nods are subtle. And the acting, from everyone, major and minor, is just pitch perfect. The only thing that makes me sad is knowing what Kenobi could have been.

@Richard_S_Swan You didn’t specify that you would be a fair or popular leader.

@James101288 But then everyone would die!

My first order of business as galactic emperor will be to outlaw the practice of reserving sun loungers with towels. On pain of excruciation. And then death.

@Richard_S_Swan Ah the parenting pedestal. They’re all looking down at you from one

Briefly found myself down a rabbithole of Parent Instagram comments. There's just... no end to it, is there? No end to the comments, the banality of them, the contrariness, the pointlessness. Thousands upon thousands of them on every post, an unending torrent of consciousness

@alanshearer @brunoog97 He’s some player Al, so good to watch

MOTM @brunoog97 fantastic performance 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ⚫️⚪️

@Richard_S_Swan @ChloeBarnfieldx

OK, with thanks to our lord and saviour, Excel-spreadsheet-plus-random-number-generator, @ChloeBarnfieldx please DM me your address! For the rest of you, just go and buy it, I guess?

🦢🌏GIVEAWAY🌍🍻 I have in my possession a boxful of paperbacks (coming 08/22) which have the whole Ch.1 of THE TYRANNY OF FAITH in the back. For a chance to WIN, QT/comment with what you are MOST hoping to see in book 2. Winner(s?) drawn when we run out of steam. LET'S DO THIS

I’m looking forward to seeing my plot predictions come true. And now I sit and await my gift.

@TigerTowns88 @AaronBower 😔

@James101288 @AaronBower Hammy strain reported on Radio Leeds

Castleford without Niall Evalds so O’Brien to fullback, McShane in the halves and George Lawler at hooker