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James Bertani

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FORMER DIVISION ONE BASKETBALL PLAYER FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY. NOW, HEADING TO THE BIG TIME FOR A BIG-TIME FINALE; BUT, STILL WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED!

Katılım Ağustos 2014
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James Bertani@JamesBertani·
The D1 Jump Shot Textbook just called!
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@elonmusk Dogefather, Knock, knock, Who's there? JIMMY BANANAS, 🍌 JIMMY BANANAS who? Too bad I'm bananas from Italy 🇮🇹 instead of Japan 🇯🇵!
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@elonmusk Dogefather, try the word "Bananas" instead of "crazy". Sincerely, JIMMY BANANAS. Also, try "Bada Bing" instead of "cool". Branch out a bit and try to take a chance once in a while!
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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Enoch Burke@EnochBurke

BREAKING: Enoch Burke’s mother and sister arrested and jailed Martina and Ammi Burke were arrested by Gardaí today at Castlerea Prison after visiting jailed schoolteacher Enoch Burke, their son and brother. Judge Brian Cregan sentenced them to two weeks in prison after they spoke out against his lies and unlawful actions in the case of Enoch Burke. Martina and Ammi Burke had been teaching in Castlebar this morning before travelling to Castlerea for their scheduled visit at 2.15pm. As they left the prison after concluding the visit, Gardaí were waiting outside to arrest them. Lies have been told from the bench since September 2022 when Enoch Burke was first taken from his teaching post at Wilson’s Hospital School and thrown into a jail cell. He refused to call a student by a new name and the “they” pronoun. He was subsequently suspended and has now spent over 600 days in prison. Ireland’s church leaders have maintained a treacherous silence on this issue. Archbishops Eamon Martin and John McDowell speak frequently about battlefields far away - Gaza, Ukraine, the Middle East - but are silent on the battlefields in the schools of Ireland, on their own doorstep. Children in the classroom are being educated in every form of sexual perversion. Martina and Ammi Burke have now been sent to Mountjoy Women’s Prison because they refused to be silent in the face of gross injustice from the bench. Parents, rise up and speak out for your sons and your daughters.

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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS would have used used "bananas" in your reply here! It is more emphatic than using "crazy"; and, it will gain more attention to your posts. Also, to add more fun, you can use the 🍌 emoji with it; or, just do 🍌'S. Take my advice, I'm a social influencer.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS is such a "fun" guy; and, I have "fun" shirts! Except for the people that I have to straighten out, that's what everyone tells me.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, if anybody has your back, it's JIMMY BANANAS. As "Boss", I also have your side and front. It's what we are best at. You know this!
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Stand By Me
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@elonmusk Neuralink still can't enable JIMMY BANANAS' associates to speak! Nothing is more powerful than the "Omerta" in my "organization". As Dogefather, you should know this.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, there are a lot of other things under Vegas too; but, JIMMY BANANAS can't say. My "family" prohibits me from talking to you about it. In fact, when my father, the OG, passed his shovel down to me, he said if the @boringcompany finds anything, "keep your mouth shut"🍌
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@elonmusk Dogefather, take JIMMY BANANAS' advice, use "Teflon" next time, nothing sticks! Why do you think they call me the "Teflon Don"? Plus, a stainless AKA for me would not make sense because MRS. BANANAS always has to treat alfredo sauce stains on my shirts before washing them. 🍌'S.
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@elonmusk Most of JIMMY BANANAS' followers are Asian woman. They love me; and, they DM me constantly! So, let me say again that I cannot reply back because I'm on the "lam". Being on the "lam" is like "Johatsu" in Japan. The difference is that I'm in hiding because of success, not failure.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, luckily, JIMMY BANANAS is well versed in Japan's culture! In fact, I use a Samurai Sword to cut my prosciutto for my "Italian" antipasto. I prefer the Wakizashi, a shorter version, because it cuts the cold cuts extremely thin. Prosciutto is best when it is cut thinly.
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@elonmusk Dogefather; but, can @grok understand JIMMY BANANAS' "Italian" hand gestures. I feel that this ability should be your next AI goal. 🤌
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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS still has a problem with this guy named "Algorithm"! Please give me his contact information because I need to straighten him out. Don't worry, I'll be tactful.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Grok automatically translating and recommending 𝕏 posts from other languages is starting to work
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@elonmusk Just like free money to fraudsters is cruelty to hard working people who go out and earn it! That's bananas; sorry, I mean JIMMY BANANAS.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS does agree that the "mass flow rate' and "the exhaust velocity" are "beautiful". However, while "thrust" is important, many woman are telling me that they love the three prong design with the protruding head.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Falcon Heavy is so beautiful
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Happy Palm Sunday from me & Erin! Because it's a long Gospel @Pontifex, I have time to make these crosses. It is just one palm, folded accordingly, and then tucked in the back. Nothing else is used. After mass, I give them to parishioners. I add the rest to my cemetery flowers.🙏
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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS likes round numbers; so, can you add one more satellite! If you can't make it 120, I'm just glad you didn't use "sats" again and that you took the time to spell out satellites. Good job.
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James Bertani@JamesBertani·
The @NBC10 special tonight on the "Blizzard of 26" made me look at my picture of the "snow waves" crashing against our house on that "One for the Ages". I now see that "Old Man Winter" or "The Old Man and the Sea" came by to pay us a visit as well @MSearlesWeather! He's laughing.
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@elonmusk Dogefather, JIMMY BANANAS has been called a lot of things; but, I have never been called a "swindler". I try to maintain the highest lowest standards!
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