‘Ham-ez’

@speeds_c Looooooool

Year is 2068 and the only way they get me to respond to my dementia treatment is by playing retro fifa songs

Moses Itauma is coming for it ALL

I want player in the mould of Partey in the 6 next season. The Spanish metronome is just a gnome right now.

@sportingnews Need to see Arteta doing this to Saka

Some intense coaching from Maryland coach Brenda Frese to her star player Oluchi Okananwa 👀

Get me Alvarez this summer and Kvratshkelia and get rid of these fraudalent wingers on our books

Xavi Simons looks like he plays football with one hand permanently in his pocket

@FCB_Wyzz This game still makes my head HOT

This Henry post match interview after the game is still hilarious to this day. His head was on mars😭😭

Mavrapanos. Arsenal Wenger’s done it again.

Pandemonium

Fudjsjsdjdj come onnnn!!!!!

This week's "banter" against Arsenal: -Arsenal won but not in an entertaining way -Spurs relegation would ruin an Arsenal league title -Chelsea scored against keepers Arsenal got rid of

@lawrence_bury Get fucked 🖕🏻

If Arsenal don’t win the title from this position now it’s all in their hands it would be the single biggest bottle football has seen in this country.

Piero Hincapié is locked in. Intense in every challenge but using his aggression only when its needed. Constantly communicating with Gabriel. You can see that partnership is slowly flourishing. Slotted in at RB seamlessly. Vamos Piero. Tonight is your night. Man of the match.

Those the most beautiful, ugliest 3 points we’ve ever won

Why do Arsenal score and ALWAYS look worse after scoring? I dont get it

Dortmund vs Atalanta …this is FOOTBÜHL

@StokeyyG2 @philblanche Epic scenes

Swansea produce a RECORD crowd as their fans greet minority shareholder Snoop Dogg on his first match. What a timeline we live in 👏🤣 [🎥 - @philblanche]

Embarrassing team

We gotta have a serious conversation about Argentinians