Jay Edwards

Antonee Robinson scores as cool as you like from the spot! 🎯

Salah player manager for Sunday

You can tell carragher is dying to hit Rio with the “cheated on your dying wife” line, but knows it’s career suicide so he can’t, bet he’s wrote it out a thousand times then deleted before sending 😂😂

Can't wait to hear Stephen Warnocks story about how he told his family he'd been selected then got the call saying he wasn't

Thats not any rapper that MC fucking Devvo.

@gazzor61 35 years now.

Stephen Bunting walking out into the Coventry City changing room to his darts song😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Passport back in the drawer, shithouses @Everton 🖕🏽

And this fact alone is the reason they come out with shit like "Our stand is steeper than yours" "We're the first club in the city" "We have had 3 grounds to your 1" It's a fanbase starved of what it actually means to be a fan. So they come up with any old crap to celebrate.

Imagine opening your front door and seeing shit like that outside your house… The poor dog crapped himself just seeing it!

@eToro 90+10' Goal. [1-2] #EVELIV

Bus welcomes, tifos, flares and fireworks for that 😂😂😂😂😂

lol Salah sent his soldier to pack up those meady debates

i'm hoping i'm not the fat one! 😂

Jerk It Out - FIFA 2004

WESTON McKENNIE OPENS THE SCORING! 🇺🇸 USA 1-0 Belgium 🇧🇪 x.com/PredragJutte/s…

@sessizmeyman Rude

🇧🇷🗣️ This is an INCREDIBLE story from David Luiz about his time in Paris: “A few months after I moved to Paris, two of my friends from Diadema came to spend some time with me there. They had broken up with their wife and girlfriend and were sad, so I invited them, hoping the visit would help clear their minds. Great. “They soon met other Brazilians, who played for a team like the seventh-division amateur league in the suburbs of Paris — all immigrants without proper papers. “Every night, my two friends came home angry, complaining that they were constantly beaten up. So, I said: “I’ll go over there tomorrow to watch you play.” And I did. “I arrived wearing a ninja hat, half disguised, and watched. The opponents were all dressed up, with their uniforms, equipment, water bottles, and a coach. And my friends’ team was wearing nothing: one in white shorts, another in purple, a third in yellow. The guys were hanging from the goalposts to warm up…. It was a mess. At the end of the match, which they lost, I asked: “Do you want me to train the team?” I’ll never forget the guys’ smiles. They were so genuinely happy and excited, something I had only seen when I was a kid, when we would fly kites in Diadema. I started training the guys every Monday, from 10 to midnight. Sometimes I would train them on Monday and play a Champions League match on Tuesday. I even remember scoring a goal against Barcelona on one of those days. I started loving Mondays. I couldn’t wait to be with those guys. We talked, I listened a lot, and I got to know each one’s stories and struggles. “Some made money playing capoeira, others delivering items on motorbikes or washing dishes. All of them had a hard life, afraid because of their illegal status, with little hope that things would improve, but football brightened up and took the weight off their days. On my first holidays, I went back to Brazil and went to talk to the ultimate crazy woman, my mother: “Mum, can you make stuff for the boys there?” “Say no more! She made travel polo shirts, tracksuits, match uniforms, training uniforms, everything in sizes S, M, L, XL…. I went back to Paris with 21 suitcases. The guys’ dedication grew along with their joy. We started training twice a week, then three times. We got promoted, and at the end of the season, I had a crazy idea. Another one. “I’m going to throw a gala for the team, just like PSG does for us every year.” I rented a castle-like nightclub where Matuidi had thrown his birthday party and started producing ours. “I had already hired a guy who used to film for PSG to film our guys’ matches, too. I asked him to bring all the videos to my house so we could watch them and choose the best goals of the year, the top scorer, the goalkeeper’s best saves. Let’s show them on the big screen! Then I ordered trophies for the winners of each category. Hey, but what about the others? Plaques! We’re going to make little wooden-and-acrylic plaques with each one’s name on them. Everything was perfect. The day before, I called the guys together: “Do you have a white button-up shirt and a basic black coat for tomorrow’s party?” Nobody had one. OK, I will buy you some. I went to the store myself and got some. Then I thought about their girlfriends and wives. I called the group again and gave each one some pocket money so that their SOs could buy a dress if they wanted. The party night arrived. And if I told you it was incredible, one of the most extraordinary emotional moments of my life, as cool as winning the Champions League, would you believe me?” (🎙️ @TPTFootball)

Fucking gold hahahahah

Harry Redknapp: “If they ask me, I think I could go there and do the job for sure. I’m bringing Kranjcar, Crouchy and Defoe, they’re all coming back.” 😂😭😂