James Chetcuti-Gee

@SkyFootball When's his brother Onion joining?

Barcelona have completed the signing of 19-year-old Swedish winger Roony Bardghji from FC Copenhagen 📝✅

@PolymarketFC @lequipe Considering FC

🚨 BREAKING! Arsenal are considering Maghnes Akliouche from AS Monaco. 🇫🇷 ℹ️ @lequipe

@RabbiRomero1 Oman that must be painful for the players

@EduardoHagn @Arsenal Ya know we signing Chamakh and that's it

Alexander Isak. PLEASE. @Arsenal.

@Arsenal Timing of this post 😂

📅 OTD in 2007... An eventful north London derby in N5 ⚔️

@verstappenews Simply lovely

THIS HITS HARDER THAN CRACK COCAINE

@afcstuff @CraigHope_DM I don't want Claire Balding at my club

🚨 Arsenal have expressed an interest in Anthony Gordon, but the player is set to stay at Newcastle beyond Friday’s deadline. Edu is a big admirer of Gordon, who features on a list of players identified as future targets & they could make an approach next summer. [@CraigHope_DM]

@upthechelsea01 @BBCSport "Chelsea fan"

@BBCSport Worst match I’ve ever seen

Not a classic... 😬 #MCIAFC

@Zinchenko_Ol Born on my birthday 😍

Welcome 👸 ❤️02.08.2023🫶🏻 New #Arsenal member!

@Plettigoal @WestHam @Arsenal @picturealliance You deserve your blue tick removed for spouting so much nonsense

❗️Last contract details between @WestHam and @Arsenal have been clarified last night. #Rice ➡️ Understand, that all contracts to be signed from the clubs today ✍️ ➡️ Confirmed again: Transfer fee is up to £120m with bonus payments included. Official announcement probably this weekend! Rice is a new player of #Arsenal now! @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@StokeyyG2 I thought it was the bloke from Chernobyl

who on earth is this 😭😭😭

@talkSPORT Stern John

Name a random footballer 👇🏼

@indykaila @Arsenal Indykaila... @RoastHimJim

Declan Rice has been telling family & friends that he wants to become @Arsenal best midfielder ever. He wants to become future #afc captain.

@clinicalenzo_ @Arsenal @AaronRamsdale98 Irrelevant

Home ❤️

@womenstransfer Hope that knocked some sense into her

@lfcfan144 @premierleague Bournemouth

Eight points clear at the 🔝

@avitv_ @MarnieSwindells @RochelleRaye How have you not been fired yet? 😂

I just won my SECOND task as PM… on my birthday! 🥂🥳 I visualised this since Week 3. 🔮 Things got a little kinky with @MarnieSwindells spanking me with a cane! 🤣💥 (I'd be lying if I said I didn't secretly enjoy it). Bring on Week 9, baby!!! 🚀 #TheApprentice

@SkyNewsBreak What a shit way to go

A man has died after being crushed by a telescopic urinal in Central London For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33

@richardajkeys Did anyone check if you were having an affair with your wife?

Did anyone check to see if Zinchenko was offside?

@Arsenal I predict you're going to announce a new signing tomorrow 😏

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