Cowboys 2027 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS!!

@AttackOnCowboys Chargrilled with a lemon squeezed over em

Tried oysters today… How tf yall be eating them mfs bro 🤢

@WrestleClips Type shh…

DOMINIK HITTING DEMON FINN WITH THE KENDO STICK!!! #Wrestlemania

@MyNiggaEli Mary J Blige the pain music goat. She came out in ‘92 and was depressed til bout ‘06

nah durk and youngboy the pain gods

@LAGear has John Branca contacted you in the last 5 years or so?

The amount of gnats that come out when you cut down a couple acres of trees is insane. They look like clouds

It hurt to have to have a negative interaction with 3 sistas on a Sunday morning. But I couldn’t stand by and continue to watch them lick this white man’s boots the way they were.

@Brink_Thinker He’s a New Yorker. You know they like to hate on everything

I still can’t imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

Horbets came out like my Cowboys in a wild card game tonight 😢🥺

I used to think Beyonce was saying “Everytime I see youuuuu innnn Illinoisssss” on the “No No No” bridge 😂

If Diggs makes this tackle the Cowboys are in the NFC championship game but we can rewrite history with “IF” 🤷🏾‍♂️

Lets hope this is a soft launch for the Sting to be back in Charlotte in 2030

All Subaru owners got an emotional support animal

@dramil13 I triple dog dare you to come say that shit in Charlotte! You’re officially banned!

Mecklenburg County Sheriff doin their lil mass pullover operation on 85-N between Ikea and WT at 3pm on a Thursday is why nobody likes the cops.

@getnickwright You dont speak for us. The streets of Charlotte got more than Lamelo to worry about

Listen, I think the last time I went scorched earth on a guy was Pat Bev years ago… but after LaMelo intentionally injures Bam & plays one of the most erratic elimination games we’ve ever seen, in the same season he’s been a menace on the streets of Charlotte, if calling him a 🤡 is too far, I don’t know what to tell you. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

This is a work 😂 Cam at Wrestlemania gonna be crazy.

It’s hella Jalen Hurts in Sunflower this morning

They said the style guide was Michael Jackson

@getnickwright you’re banned from Charlotte.

@1future my birthday in 20 minutes. Drop sumn!