James Morrison

@_SByrne Can Wimbledon still postpone the game at EP for internationals? What happens then?

The rearranged Port Vale game is now pencilled in for Tues 28th April at EP. The new date for the Mansfield Town fixture (also at EP) is yet to be confirmed - but Tues 21st April looks like the only possible date for that. Could be a pivotal couple of weeks. #StockportCounty

@_SByrne Didn’t they change the rules for this in the Vertu then? They changed it in the Carabao because Semenyo played for City in the semi.

JDC ineligible tonight due to playing for Bolton Wanderers in the last round. Also then ineligible for Bradford City due to the red card on Saturday. #StockportCounty

@FootballCliches Adam Frost

We're recording October's Listeners' Mesut Haaland Dicks on Wednesday... DM/email me a ~30-second voicenote about your very specific footballing fascination or irritation — no matter how weird, trivial, irrational or innocuous it may seem — and we'll pick the best six. Cheers!

@StockportCounty Sign him up

IT’S MATCHDAY! 💚 🏆 Dave Challinor’s side make the short trip to Wigan Athletic tonight, looking to secure a place in the next round of the Carabao Cup. #StockportCounty

@BBCSport @FootballCliches does two hours 10 minutes qualify as a barrier?

She's the only woman to have broken the two hours, 10 minute barrier.

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Gaël Bigirimana

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.

@FootballCliches Our possible midfield of Mainoo, Rice and Bellingham had a combined age of just 10 when this happened, which really does show you

QUIZ: Jordan Pickford has the chance to do WHAT against Serbia on Sunday, which no England goalkeeper has done at a major tournament since Paul Robinson at World Cup 2006

I love non league football

@ESPNFC Torsten Frings

Name the first player you think of when you see this logo 🤔

@HaydunnOfficial Gamefreak could never

Pokémon infinite fusion is the greatest Pokémon game

@_SByrne The Will Fish derby

Man Utd U21s will join #StockportCounty, Bolton Wanderers and Salford City in Northern Group E of the EFL Trophy.

@Random_Clubs Tunji Moses

👋 Hi Stockport County fans! 🎉 You are today's random football club of the day! ⬇️ To celebrate, comment below the most random player you can think of who has played for your club! #StockportCounty

The Salamanca twins have let themselves go

Die Antwoord just scratch that itch you never knew you had

@PatrickKnowles_ At what point do we message Adnan Cirak?

Dire circumstances call for drastic measures

@GoalscorerC @eoinomara1988 youtu.be/XBtGCzxJqyY Koeman vs Porto- both players have 14 goals for the Dutch national team.

@jordankeane legend

@xGPhilosophy Man City (2.9) - (1.1) Man Utd

🚨 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗯𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 🚨 Comment below with your prediction for the xG Scoreline of Man City v Man Utd. Guess to one decimal place, for example: 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 (𝟮.𝟭) - (𝟭.𝟯) 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗨𝘁𝗱 Every correct guess will win a free copy of @xGPhilosophy 📖