Chef James 👨‍🍳

800 people! New highscore

I shower with kitchen rags now because it's a pirates life for me

@DovySimuMMA Bryce vs Big Meaty Goblin

which ufc KO genuinely made you fear for the fighters life?

Anybody speak Spanish I gotta decider what the stories mean

@shikashii_ I drew that???? It's so OG I didn't even remember that hahahaha

@JamesOmelette drew it for me in reference to my poorly drawn portrait of me

@Rich_Cooper Weak

Using one word only, the most gullible people on the planet are...

@instagram smtg sketchy abt ur app

@Morbidful He tryna start the next covid wave

Disturbing footage shows former PHD chemistry student Xuming Li injecting chemicals into his neighbour’s home. The family began to experience vomiting, dizziness and severe headaches, the dispute with Li started over noise. Li was deported following the alleged crime.

I used Greek yogurt instead of regular yogurt in my recipe I thought it would be subtle but nope now the whole thing tastes like ella re malaka

@realruebenking Better to show up to the presser and play heel than to skip it. Would show his opponent and the rest of the division how fragile he is

@WonderbreadMMA Imagine they draw 💀

If you claim to be an MMA fan and are rooting for Colby Covington this weekend, you're not an MMA fan. Colby will do nothing but set the division back if he wins that title. The entire thing would become a farce.

@BradleyMartyn Skinny ass bitch you'll never be 260

Bully me.

@DovySimuMMA Jon's van no witnesses

you’re doing a bank heist, which van (team) you choosing to help you?

The real ones are gonna prioritize their peace in 2024

Hit em with the Irish goodbye

To me this could still be cooked a bit less

2023 I got in the gym, 2024 I will give myself peace of mind and learn to meditate

@MmaUnderdogs Silva, Tony, Charles, Khabib

Lovers focus on winners and winners focus on winning