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James Gordon

James Gordon

@james_j_gordon

Might be coming back to Twitter.

Katılım Ocak 2009
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Trung Phan
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan·
Since “3-person women’s archery” became an Olympic sport in 1988, South Korea has won every Gold (10x). They have so much talent and the selection process is so ruthless, that 2 of 3 team members this year are new and they’ve never competed together. They also have the most menacing celebration of any Olympic athlete.
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James Gordon@james_j_gordon·
@davidfrum Thank you for this reminder of what really matters in life.
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David Frum
David Frum@davidfrum·
Today is ... would have been ... should have been ... my daughter Miranda's 33d birthday. The memoir I wrote a few days after her terrible and unexpected loss, unpaywalled: theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
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James Gordon@james_j_gordon·
@DefenseMinister Yeah good point ... I'm trying to hold onto hope that they aren't cynical enough to just send tickets lol
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Tyler Ray
Tyler Ray@DefenseMinister·
@James_J_Gordon Do Quebec police have the ability to check Ontario Ministry of Transport info? I dunno.
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James Gordon@james_j_gordon·
@DefenseMinister What I can't figure out is my plates are valid and they renew automatically, so how does this happen?
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James Gordon@james_j_gordon·
@DefenseMinister I've heard this too particularly about Le Nordik. They also threaten on the plea sheet that there are extra charges if you're found guilty after pleading otherwise...
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gumby league bunter
gumby league bunter@meowsinternally·
nhl season starts today
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Noah Smith
Noah Smith@smithnoah·
Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.
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not nastya
not nastya@nastyaovechkin·
goalies watching fights at the other end of the ice
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nine inch niles
nine inch niles@tresdessert·
We’re rapidly approaching the point where no living dog remembers 9/11
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chip malfunction
chip malfunction@online_shawn·
Grimace has been euthanized
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eli yudin
eli yudin@eliyudin·
Me drinking my 3rd big coffee vs my stomach receiving my 3rd big coffee
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
“Also have a piano that drops down onto the gunman and his head pokes up through the smashed piano and when he smiles his teeth are all piano keys and then he says something like, ‘That’s gonna leave a mark,’ and then he passes out.
Acyn@Acyn

Cruz: Have one door… and have that one door, armed police officers at that door. If that had happened.. when that psychopath had arrived, the armed police officers could’ve taken him out…

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Jeremy
Jeremy@jeremylevick·
The oil is expensive cuz Donkey Kong is throwing all those barrels at Mario
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Sydney Battle
Sydney Battle@SydneyBattle·
showing my family an episode of i think you should leave was the quietest 20 min of my life. my sister left the room halfway. my dad pity-scoffed twice. when it was done my mom just said “okay.”
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