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Iran about to find out why palantir trades at a 300x multiple

Top 5 things imma do when rich: 1. Switch up on day 1s 2. Let the money change me 3. Cut off all my family 4. Marry a gold digger 5. Forget where I came from

I have announced the following tariffs: Wife: 50% Kid 1: 30% Kid 2: 25% Mother-in-law: 100% Dog: 0%

@jrnpdx Oh, I didn't want a productive conversation. Sorry off I implied that.

Me as soon as I make enough money to go from the 10% tax bracket to the 12% tax bracket

Disgusting, men shouldn't be playing football 😡 get back in the kitchen

adulthood is saying “after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Adrien Broner posting a message exchange on Instagram today after being asked for $2,000…

@RAC_Care @Connolly55 Hi Alex, RAC here. Please DM us the card details that you paid with so we can confirm your identity. Please include expiry date and last 3 on the back and we will get this issue resolved. Thanks

@Connolly55 Hi Alex, we have to ask these questions for security purposes and also to access the systems needed to provide you with an update. Please DM the details over to us. Thanks ^Cara twitter.com/messages/compo…

Let me guess, no update to my claim over 2 months ago? @TheRAC_UK @RAC_Care

@hirenp92 @veritasvenator7 Whatever it is or whatever it’s doing I guarantee it’s not defying the laws of physics.

@NoContextHumans 🐜🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What is an ACTUAL no skip album? We’ll start

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

hi @uefa I was next to the West Ham fan that threw a coin a Biraghi's head, his name is James Corden