James Morehouse

Seattle.

In celebration of Randy Johnson’s number retirement, the Mariners are serving a 51-inch “Big Unit” hot dog at T-Mobile Park this Saturday and Sunday only. Price: $37

*eats popcorn* *sips tea* *minds my own business*

Julio Rodríguez made the adjustment, made the catch and made himself smile 😄

@shakeitupbabyy I appreciate the volume of receipts you kept

Just a quick few words for all the people that wanted J.P. out and Colt Emerson as our every day SS starting Opening Day - You're all idiots.

@ilovejowee But you would be with other fans

I couldn’t get myself watch a game by myself y’all. 😣

Hay que pedirle disculpas a George Lucas; cuando sacó Episodio 1 nos quejabamos de que "bloquear rutas comerciales" era un argumento pobrísimo para un conflicto de Star Wars. Aquí estamos, pleno 2026, discutiendo por bloqueos de rutas comerciales.

@ilovejowee Yes! Get garlic fries and a shake from Kidd Valley too!

I will be on my spring break this week. Should I dare myself to go watch the Ms tomorrow by myself? 😂

Why is April baseball so painful for the Mariners

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is seriously considering excommunicating Vice President JD Vance from the Catholic Church.

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

@DustinNickerson Just start booking shows at the stadium

Last year the working theory was Mariners played best when I was on stage. This year I was there in person and they win 8-0 with 6 innings of a no-hitter, so……

Cal Raleigh has his first hit of the season and it just so happens to be the Mariners first single.

Mariners lose a dramatic 1 run game in extra innings

The Mariners are the first team since at least 1900 without a single through their first two games of a season BASE BALL 9th team in span with 0 singles in ANY 2-game span, first since 2021 CHC Ty @J_Kirshenbaum for the q!!

The Seattle Mariners are back, the Sonics look to be coming back, and I was back in Tacoma…

@rev3ngesith I love krytos trap as a courtroom and legal drama. “He was only human” “please explain to those of us non-human….” Is one of my favorite exchanges

I HAVE FINISHED X-WING‼️ my favorites are for sure the krytos trap and solo command now onto jedi academy trilogy🙏🏻

4 solo home runs. 13 strikeouts. Losing by 1. The Mariners are so back.

HAPPY #OPENINGDAY !! Time for the Harry Doyle supercut. RIP Bob Uecker 🐐

@BenRanieri10 I love hearing this song

Good morning and #GOMS