Jamichael Gouble

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Jamichael Gouble

Jamichael Gouble

@JamichaelG898

I roll with a pack of goobers so silly it would knock the fucking socks off your feet wise guy

Athens, GA Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
I got a boner a JO won’t solve
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
VJ edgecomb might have grew up on a generator, but he’s gonna have to find a way to find some life off of Jalen Brunson’s dick
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
“No sorry, you actually still have to get a job, you can’t just be an ambassador for some random bullshit and post it on your story all day.”
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
“Second kidney, you’re up, you’re taking over for liver” Second kidney: “but I don’t know how to do the things liver did” “No one does, but you’re gonna have to find a way because beers coming” Second kidney: “dear God”
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
If you’re legally allowed to drive after a couple beers, why can’t you drink a beer or two while driving. You’d technically be less drunk than if you waited to drive after you had your first few drinks.
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
It’s weird how good soundtracks to movies are when producers let musicians do the them. Funny how that works
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
I want to hear an Asian guy say, “I really really love Piggly Wiggly”
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
You think Magic Johnson is pissed nobody calls him MJ?
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
Just exactly how much pleasure does taking my order give you chick fil a guy?
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
Happy birthday to my best friend in the entire world. Here’s a picture of my big tits
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
I hate passing a homeless person and having to act like I’m not having the time of my life listening to awesome music in my nice car
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
I would say that I’ve looked, felt, and been worse but honestly I haven’t
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
Imagine being the son or daughter of a mom that went on the “you are not the father show” and watching a dude celebrate not being your dad
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Kam Rutgers
Kam Rutgers@hottakes77·
In another life I’m singing bass in a 1950s quartet
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
“I really like what you’ve done with yourself. Those 16 beers really bring out the color of your eyes!”
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
Sharks could eat a lot more people if they just kept their fin in the water. Fucking idiots
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
When you click on the tagged dude in the Instagram post and he doesn’t have the same last name as her:
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
Before they blow up, I’d like to say that Good Boys (John Daly Drink) is the best drink in the world
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Jamichael Gouble
Jamichael Gouble@JamichaelG898·
I’m gonna make Uber Starve where I just come to your house and steal all your shit.
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