Everybody Counts or Nobody Counts

A little Sunday, funday. Jamming over a little bluesy thing I made messing around with my new midi controller.

@GavinNewsom No, we just make fun of you because you are complete moron.

If you have dyslexia, hear this: bullies will laugh and call you names. Let them talk. Keep moving. No one — not even the President — decides your worth. Prove them wrong. Every time.

Who's gonna be the last man standing?

@Tonysmarkettips Missed that part. Probably Myles Garrett then

@JamieDraper20 Current player?

You have a magic wand and can put any current NFL Player in a 49er uniform for this season … who are you stealing?

@BenjaminDEKR It would have been a 4 hour movie if the kept all the science aspects in from the book

A big problem with Project Hail Mary: the science and engineering is so dumbed-down that it's borderline comical. Problems get solved almost magically, with no process or iteration. He meets alien life, shows it a clock, and five minutes later is having conversations. (His laptop magically translated the language, I guess.) Grace is charming (unbelievably so) but isn't shown as a good scientist. He's shown as a fantastically-lucky scientist. The Big Bang Theory had a similar problem, pretending to be a show for smart, techy people but mostly just winking at it. In other words it's pop science when the world desperately needs hard engineering to be celebrated. Still a good movie, but not nearly the classic it could and should have been.

Who is your favorite MLB Closer of All Time?

Mother of God

@agave_redux @DaleStarkA10

@DaleStarkA10 For your consideration

Leather reapply is in…. Back to work.

@MrsEthanBrooks That is a lot of awesomeness to take from one person...

You have no idea what it's like to be married to him.

@TheCinesthetic Tiny Dancer - Almost Famous

Name a song in a movie that takes a scene to the next level.

@terryschappert Completely and totally believe you have this very outfit in said closet.

Clearly you've never looked in my closet.

I really want to feed a beaver.

@WatcherGuru @PeterSchiff Sticking with the shotgun method. Say it enough times and eventually you get it right once or twice...

JUST IN: Peter Schiff says "we are headed for a full-blown financial crisis."

@VERBAL_CHANCLA Gavin Newsom is the one exception to that rule.

You’d have to be a real R word to think anyone calls learning disabled people the R word.

I was against it just because you are taking a character that is so thoroughly physically described in the source material and changing it. But I'm even more against it now that others on here have pointed out the racial overtones it adds to Harry's suspicion of Snape, the bullying history with Harry's dad etc. Really changes that for the worse now.

Call me racist all you want but absolutely fucking not.

@DaddyWarpig He'll be playing that version in prison...

What the hell is cornhole? Because the only definition of cornhole I know is not amenable to a spectator sport outside of Manhattan or Castro District bathhouses.

@ThereWBBourbon Yeah hard pass on bong water in a can!

Exactly. We don’t want no damn IPA.

@ThereWBBourbon Just give us 9 silver bullets in regular cans. Easy-peasy and nobody is getting drunk. Bathroom lines will be a little longer though

This has to be fixed. I’m down to do this, but 9 beers is a pretty specific term.

@HeidiBriones They screwed up. Probably would have been far less objections to a black Voldemort vs Snape anyway

@JamieDraper20 Right? I'm onto something here. Missed opportunity

I'm not mad that Snape is black. I'm mad that Snape isn't a black lesbian. Was Cynthia Erivo not available?

What causes Gavin Newsom‘s eyes to always be so red and glassy