Jamie The Journeyman 🔜Demi Lovato🔜DREAMROCKS II

My life has been made. Everything I’ve done has lead up to this moment. @lsdream thank you for everything

My wife and I have had Starbucks everyday over the last two years that even taking a 3 month break (because we got a nespresso) WE STILL ARE SB RESERVE MEMBERS DONT TALK TO US WE ARE TOO GOOD 4 YEW

“That’s the gayest lesbian I’ve ever seen”

Wow you kids have no idea how serious this was

🚨: Cannabinoids can trigger cancer cell death and block tumor growth. Emerging research into the endocannabinoid system suggests that compounds like THC and CBD may possess significant anti-tumor properties.

made another banger with my boy EMØSHYN 3/1/26 ✨

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

It doesn’t matter how long I go without seeing @lsdream or how long it takes him to put out music yall just need to know that ever since 2018 if a LSDREAM song is playing in my headphones or bass bumping in my car I WILL be moved to tears. Even before 8am at work on a 12ft ladder

🔥@MarkRuffalo: “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered. We have stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him… this is crazy.” (H/T @vincedmonroy)

Megan told me to watch a feel good movie with her. The girl puts on some ww2 POW movie from 2014 that’s based on a true story and it’s 2 hours of watching this guy get the shIt kicked outta him. Like tf you mean feel good movie GIRL THIS GAVE ME TRAUMA

Electricity

@tacobell please bring back the crunch wrap sliders. It’s all I think about day and night. And if you won’t bring those back, bring back the quesalupa… thank you, Happy New Year Or the cheesy street chalupas for my fiancée

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

I’m almost 30 years old and this toilet just flushed with so much gusto I literally almost fell out of the stall I was so spooked

WHO WANTS A @JoshAllenQB SIGNED HELMET ⁉️ 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 + #ProBowlVote Rules: bufbills.co/AllenPB

yall mind??? (im gonna do it anyway) @Excision

to die on a sinking ship titanic style while playing one of the worst remixes you’ve ever heard in your life

@spankymusic @MUSTDIEmusic I know you’re talking about Doug dimadome and I’m screaming. Wtf is a copypasta 🤣🤣🤣

@MUSTDIEmusic his words haunt me 😂

NEW COPYPASTA HOLY SHIT

This is so @JamieGaudio and I coded

Me trying to find any way to make the conversation about Wicked: For Good