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RIP Chuck Norris #iykyk #woodchip #ChuckNorris

The Iran war is going so bad for Trump right now he might need to release The Epstein Files as a distraction.

First sensible thing he's said

@monstroso You could have warned us!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Watch this space as I will soon be making an announcement about a forthcoming announcement #announcement

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@ArfurSmith Its all go in Balham, innit?

In other news my friend Pater has bought a new bed from Balham Beds

@Footballtweet Our Claus in the middle of defence

🇳🇴 Before Haaland, Ødegaard, Carew, Solskjaer, Riise, Berg and Johnson, there was one Norweigen football legend in the Premier League. 🔴⚪ But who is he?

I think about this guy’s shirt a lot.

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

@talkSPORT Best wishes, Danny. I was listening to the show today but missed this last few minutes. I hope to hear you back on the airwaves again soon.

Danny Kelly reveals cancer diagnosis and urges others to get checked

@AdeMcKenzie Delia?

Has someone from the Norwich contingent noshed off the ref at half time. 😬 #SaintsFC

@J_J_Burke Every year?

Might be in the minority but I have no idea why anyone would want Southampton in the play-offs/PL over Wrexham. Southampton do it every year, and come back down every year. It's boring. At least with Wrexham it's new, and they would actually give the Prem a go

@LivThms @PastorAlexLove 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant

@JamieGilo @PastorAlexLove You have my respect. Hope iron yours

Atheists, if JESUS is not real, then please explain this!

@paulturner67 Is it weird that I automatically read that to the beginning of Say Hello Wave Goodbye? #SoftCell

Sitting at the Bar at the Hilton Birmingham. It’s like a bloody airport lounge ..

@RhysDRFC @MaherLUFC Go on then. Paid out as a winner. Enjoy 👌

@LivThms @PastorAlexLove Sorry for the slow reply. I've run out of steam!

@JamieGilo @PastorAlexLove Board now...

Imagine Starmer ‘forgetting’ who’d bought an £800,000 house, doing a video tribute to a notorious paedophile, having former classmates saying he’d said ‘Hitler was right’ and ‘gas them all (with hissing sounds) to a Jewish pupil. Why is Farage held to far lower standards?

We have much to learn from children. Two victories: she won the match and she won when she transformed her opponent's sadness into a smile.

@LivThms @PastorAlexLove Smooth. I'm creased up.

@PastorAlexLove I'd explain that as a fluke, because I'm sure Jesus wouldn't appear on the bottom of an iron. (He has more pressing matters)

Nailed it.