Jamie Moyer Jokes

At Moyer's age of 49, he is the 1st MLB Player to have his age equal his average pitch speed.

With his start in Miami last night Moyer has now pitched in 50 different MLB parks!

Moyer signed his first autographs with a feather dipped in ink

Moyer has pitched in 49 different MLB Parks....including Jurassic

When Moyer was a kid the Apple Store sold fruit.

Moyer's 1st stick of deodorant in the Big Leagues was just called Spice...

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Reports say that Rangers Pitcher Yu Darvish can hit 88mph left handed. Moyer hasn't hit that in 10 years

How sweet is it that Moyer's ERA this year is 3.14? #Pi

Just like Jamie, Jamie Moyer jokes never get old.

Another true fact: Jamie Moyer is 6 years older than LeBron James' Mother

RT if you wish we still had 93 cent gas, like when Moyer was a rookie! #truefact

Moyer once struck out Jesus in a sandlot game

True Fact: Moyer has faced 8.9% of all hitters, ever

Moyer's first Easter...was the first Easter!

Jamie Moyer's Jersey was always clean as a rookie, because he's older than dirt

Moyer was there when the Rockies were formed...not just the team... The mountain range as well

Jamie Moyer is so old, he remembers the first Jamie Moyer are old jokes

While Clayton Kershaw may be the front runner for the Cy Young award, Moyer is the clear favorite for the Cy Old...

Jamie Moyer and Fred Couples have been friends ever since the day they crossed the red sea, parted by Moses, together! #old