Jamie docherty

Two things bother me about the narrative building around Arsenal. First, we're told constantly that the Premier League is the most competitive league in the world. Fine. So what does it mean to be consistently fighting for the title in that environment? You can't celebrate the league's brutal competitiveness and then dismiss sustained title challenges as not good enough. Pick one. Second, and IMO this matters more, failure in elite sport is not losing. Luis Enrique said it. Many others have said versions of it. Failure is not trying again. It's accepting the ceiling. It's going through the motions. Arteta has never done that. Every setback has been fuel for the next attempt. The problem is social media runs on binary outcomes. Win or fail. Hero or fraud. No room for nuance. No room for the manager who rebuilt a club into genuine title contenders and is still hungry for more. Simeone has been at Atlético for over a decade. Two league titles, two Champions League finals. Still no European Cup. Nobody serious calls that failure. They call it one of the great managerial tenures in modern football. And I'm convinced that given 14 years like Simeone, Mikel will win more leagues than him. Arteta may or may not win the league this year. He may not lift the Champions League this year or next. But as long as he keeps pushing, keeps trying, keeps competing at this level, failure isn't what this is. Find another name for it By the way, if City wins the league, the achievement would of course be enormous.

@NebbettStephen sound familiar 😂😂👏🏻👀👀

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

Grand National week; time to remember the Greatest #GrandNational of them all... "That's bang out of order. I'm going home"😂🤣😂

If you was part of the early 90s rave scene share this with a friend to bring back some memories of the best times ever🙌🙌🙌🙌

John Terry talking about when he scored for Chelsea at home to West Ham during his playing days… His dad and uncle, who are West Ham fans, were in the away end giving him abuse… 🤯🤣🫣

If Arsenal win the Premier League? Everything will change CC: @rioferdy5, @gabrieljesus9

$3 million from whale vomit. A 60-year-old poor fisherman just became an overnight millionaire. Naris Suwannasang was taking a casual stroll along Laem Thalumphuk beach in Nakhon Si Thammarat, southern Thailand, when he noticed several pale, rock-like lumps washed up on the shore. He almost walked past them. Instead, he called his cousins to help haul the mysterious chunks home. What he had found was ambergris, known as "floating gold," a rare secretion produced in the digestive system of sperm whales. At roughly 100 kilograms (220 lbs), it is believed to be one of the largest ambergris discoveries ever recorded in history. To verify his find, Naris held a lighter to the mass. It melted like a candle and released a distinct musky smell, a telltale sign of genuine ambergris. Word spread fast. A businessman from Phuket immediately made contact, offering 960,000 Thai baht per kilogram if the substance is confirmed as Grade A quality. That would total over $3.2 million, an almost unimaginable sum for a man who was previously earning just $625 a month. Ambergris is one of the most prized ingredients in luxury perfume production, used in iconic fragrances to make scents last significantly longer. Naris also told reporters he planned to register his discovery with police, fearing it could be stolen from his home. Experts have been called in to confirm the quality. The final payout is still pending, but one beach walk may have changed this man's life forever.

Granit Xhaka was never going to enjoy the Tottenham cake as he took on Snack Wars 🤢😂

Sporting CP Home tickets: If you’re a 23 Game Gold Member & haven’t registered for the Cup Scheme, you can purchase your own ticket from 1pm on Monday, March 23 until 1pm on Thursday, March 26. If you’ve a 19 Game Gold Member & wish to attend, you must enter the silver ballot .

🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 John Terry on Arsenal: "It's ridiculous to say there should be an asterisk on Arsenal if they win the Premier League, Chelsea won their first Champions League thanks to a corner kick goal from Drogba, we can't eliminate set pieces from the game and Arsenal has learned to use them correctly and is the best team currently." "I scored many set-piece goals that helped us win a lot during my time as a player, let's not underestimate the wonderful things Arsenal are doing."

@jamesenglish0 😂😂👊🏼

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Omari Hutchinson said the conditions were so bad at Forest last night that his face cream was running down his face. Says it all about modern footballers - utterly embarrassing,

John Obi Mikel must be feeling very stupid right. Here is John Terry is telling him to stop talking nonsense

@vet_perry 😂😂

Funfact: everybody in this picture is dead.

@MonarchyUK Weirdos it won didn’t it ? Shoot it after least it won fuckin clowns 🤡

One of the most unedifying scenes I've ever seen on a British racecourse just now at Fakenham. Horrific.

@joegibney15 State of it shoot it easier

Despicable scenes at Fakenham for those of us who love our horses. The fact that he’s alone is irrelevant - pull him up…

@thedavidcurrie Weirdo u

Disgraceful behaviour from the horse racing fans at Cheltenham. I fully expect statements, condemnations, bans, alcohol prohibition, police announcements, political intervention and enquiries in due course.