Brittany Bb Chapman

I choose 1. Breaking Bad 2. Friday Night Lights 3. Party Down 4. True Blood 5. The Golden Girls

You can only watch 5 TV pilots the rest of your life… Which 5 shows do you choose?

@NickMillerMusic Amy Sedaris

My interns roasted me real hard today when they pointed out I was wearing not one, but TWO articles of clothing from Hard Rock Cafe. They then said, “Are they at least two different cities? Yes, oh thank gawd.” 🪨

I am near the Beverly Center and pretty sure I just heard a series of 30-50+ gunshots? #wtf #LosAngeles

S/o to AAA for helping me out at 3 AM Saturday morning when the LA roads popped my tire! Not only towed my car, but found a 24 hour tire shop, called to confirm my tire size was in stock, and made me feel comfortable through the whole process. Real MVP! Wish I knew driver’s name!

Fun new fact: BMWs don’t always come with spare tires! Not even if you’re stranded at 2:30 AM!

@NickMillerMusic This is my favorite game in Vegas…. Hot Tip on #3 🐎

@HashtagAlex I asked her to point me to the dental dams after she said no.

Girl at Rite Aid just explained to me that they sell Super Plus tampons and it’s not just doubling up on a Super & Regular at the same time. 🪢

Just opened my window so I could better hear my neighbors fighting. Also, my internet is down.

Found the perfect video.

Twitter, I know we’re talking about George Santos, but why aren’t more of us talking about his loyal henchmen? Have you SEEN their dedication? #kitararavache

Ponderosa Steakhouse… 😏

Who sat around and thought “lol let’s just start eating celery”?

@ashleyngudewitt Also this is Ashley, I’m a grandma and forgot how to use the internet @ashleyngudewitt 😹🌲

My friend Ashley made this incredible song!!!! Check it out, a 👑!!! youtu.be/ZtJwOREfnjg

Is $20 the new $5? 😭

Today the construction workers across the street started with blasting Metalcore and have moved onto Christian Contemporary rock. I love & am grateful for this nuance…

Thought about making a word cloud with all the first names of men I’ve fucked, then remembered I didn’t want to give the computers the power.