Jamie

Ten Haag introducing Mason Greenwood back to training

Deontay Wilder explaining how his ex got pregnant

@BGatesIsaPyscho He’s cuckoo

"I used to cum on her stomach" American Boxer Deontay Wilder with possibly the WILDEST interview in History. "Her Mother tried set me up to have the Baby - she injected my Sperm in her and ran in the Bathroom & locked the door"

@spectatorindex Trumps a rapist

BREAKING: Trump says the UK 'do not even have a navy. You're too old and had aircraft carriers that didn't work'

@FrancisChipp Due to unforeskin circumstances.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand an unnamed Arsenal player is set to miss the Premier League title run in due to planning circumcision surgery against the clubs wishes. Manager Mikel Arteta is said to be furious as the surgery is purely for cosmetic reasons and completely unnecessary.

@Nufc2Everything Shoulda got rid when he got banned ages ago… he was always gonna move first chance he got.

Tonali out of World Cup….. Karma or? #NUFC

😂😂 no World Cup for Tonali. Just need Newcastle to sell the coupon merchant for a fortune now and all will be good

De Zerbi going through the summer transfer window shortlist for Spurs

@ringmagazine @HUMAIN Boys a machine. Will deal with all the Americans, no problem at all.

ITAUMA IS INEVITABLE 😤 Moses Itauma brutally KNOCKS OUT Jermaine Franklin in round five in Manchester 💥 Presented by @HUMAIN

@afc1666 @ScotlandNT No wonder we’re shite, if he’s wan of our best.

@JamieSh88 @ScotlandNT Mckennas a defender and one of our best in current form so your sarcastic argument doesn’t really work for him!

70’ | Double substitution for Scotland. ON: Billy Gilmour & Kieran Tierney. OFF: Andy Robertson & Scott McTominay. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 0-0 🇯🇵

@ScotlandNT Japan are much better than Scotland anyway, dunno what folk were expecting

84' | GOAL Japan. Ito scores for the visitors. Scotland 0-1 Japan.

@afc1666 @ScotlandNT Cause it’s great experience sitting on the bench watching these boys. Great players

@JamieSh88 @ScotlandNT Not sure what McKenna has to do with it

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

@boxingkingmedia Eddie Hall shat it already

📍SOURCES: Hearing rumours a big fight coming up is in jeapardy as one side has pulled out… Waiting for confirmation before its released🤐

@ToonGambit @NUFCTalkRadio @Doddsy228904442 Yip, coulda got him years ago for cheap when he was at Valladolid.

@NUFCTalkRadio @Doddsy228904442 Is this the same Fresneda we’ve already scouted and passed on?

🚨According to a report from A Bola - Newcastle have made contact with Sporting Lisbon over the availability of right back Ivan Fresneda over a summer move. Newcastle see Fresneda as the perfect replacement for Keiran Trippier this summer. The 21yo has a €80 million (£69 million) release clause at Sporting, but it’s thought they would be open to negotiations and a fee for around €35-40 million could be accepted. #NUFC Good move?

@MisfitsBoxing @AOArena @eddiehallWSM @tommytntfury @DAZNCombat @MamsTaylor @SauerlandBros Thank god for Firesticks, cause no one’s paying for that

𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 🆚𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓   Tommy Fury takes on Eddie Hall on June 13th at the @AOArena 😱 🥊 Tickets go on sale Sunday 5pm 🎟️   #BeautyVsTheBeast | June 13 | Live Exclusively on DAZN

Northern Ireland, Wales and ROI all out, FS.. Scotland will have to carry the tournament this summer

@yourboykweezy @D4NXIII @BBCSport Tudor was a good player in his day, but I think we all know he’s probably getting the sack 😂

@JamieSh88 @D4NXIII @BBCSport Be interesting to get the thoughts of "Wazza" on Tudor's situation

Wayne Rooney has a message for the Newcastle fans ⚫⚪

@D4NXIII @BBCSport They always say this. They said this same thing when Poch replaced Adkins at Southampton 😂😂 if Howe was a foreigner he’d be hounded out by them. Rooney is 1 of the worst managers going as well.

@BBCSport "be careful what you wish for" is such a weak and pathetic argument. Don't dare look to progress in case it might go wrong? What if it actually goes right and the club progresses with a stronger leader who can actually change tactics?

GTA but it's Mark from Peep Show