Jamie

capcut project 8 Title: I love the way you kiss me ♥️

@HumansNoContext 😭🤣😭😭😂

@OGsDontFold 😭🤣

Bro offered to do it himself💀😭

@kamauwaruhiu 😭🤣🤣🤣

No matter how short a man is ,his testicles will never touch the ground.

@LyricalDoctor6 😭🤣🤣

Chemistry teacher: "okay before you add the...." Me and my homie at the last table:

@messedupcars 😭🤣

@anto_ty 😂😭🤣

I miss when most of the posts on this app were like this😅😅

@ExtremeBlitz__ 😂😭

“I found your twitter”

@Lea_EFC 😂😭

Dominik Szoboszlai “My idol growing up was Steven Gerrard”

@Ian_San254 🤣😂😭

There are guys who don't need to be asked if they drink beer😂

@polo_kimanii walkie talkie ni idea

But most importantly,After what we witnessed the other day a man committing swicide because he didnt want the wife to know he cheated,as a man you must regularly remind your woman who the lion in that house is. It is required that you do so. And you must not ask for approval. You just do it,you are a colonizer. And there are several ways you can do this Kitu ya kwanza kama mwanaume hufai kuitikia idea ya bibi. Even if she has said something sensible,reject it! Kwani iko nini. Alafu enda urudi jioni. Ukirudi unarudi kama umetwist iyo idea alikupea asubuhi,ukaongesa madoido kidogo,alafu sasa ambia yeye hivo ndio umeamua. Do not be a Yes man! Kitu ya pili ni muhimu bibi ajue you’re an unpredicatble mad person. North korea has excelled in this. Saa ingine ingia kwa nyumba usiku Toka na TV,rudi baada ya siku mbili. Wakikuuliza ulikua wapi mwambie swali kama iyo anafaa aulize nyanya yake. Then buy her chocolate in the evening mwambie you didn’t mean it. Blame the government! Saa ingine ukiona tena pembe imeanza kumea,nunua hii karadio ya walkie talkie,patia your collegues,waambie wakuje wakutafute nyumbani wakati hautakua. Na wasikuekelee makosa ya ujinga. Your crime must be important enough to make your wife more curious about you. Waambie waseme makosa yako ni kitu kama Espionage! Wewe ni Russian asset. Ama kitu kama ‘smuggling chemical weapons for bill gates” Your wife must always be on the lookout for you. Kabla agundue wewe ni kumbavu ya kawaida,mshaagonga 65 years. Mmekua wakongwe! Buana they will never teach you this in unifasti

@YaneKariuki mamae 😂

Hapo Villa Park ngoma naitaka katikati mwa uwanja kwa mara ya tatu mtawalia mamaeeeee

@chibuikej188 🤣😂

Doctor: "Relax, David, it's just a surgery. Don't get nervous." Me:"My name isn't David." Doctor: I know, I'm David." Me:

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@Sifon_Bassey 🤣😂😂😂

Parishioner: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, I stole a rope” Priest: “A rope? Hmmmm…what was at the end of the rope?” Parishioner: “A goat, Father” Priest:

@MoSalahVinnie45 🤣😂

Kuna day nlipasua thermos mokoro aliniweka kibare hadi mzae akatoa mguu zake kwa meza ju ya kutense

@j_jeff15 jaba iliyo komaa

Ukiwa umechill mjengo alafu ukumbuke ukiwa class 3 ulikuwa unataka kuwa pilot

@millersgft haha

I was showing my mum a picture on my phone and then "mommy" called

@SAM_ADVICES @fwlaroiski haha

@queen_clover @fwlaroiski ✅️🤣😂

@fwlaroiski lotta fuckin? just me and you? bro say less

@OrwellNGoode 🤣😂