Gary Jamison

Was chatting to this girl yesterday and she asked me what I was up to. I says I’m out for a round of golf with my da here. She goes ‘ is that the one in Yorkgate, I love it there’ Aye lv me and my da went for 18 holes at lost city adventure crazy golf. Wise up 😂

@BBCSport @anton941111

From scoring a worldie to this! 😮 Matheus Cunha was sent off for punching, kicking and headbutting Bournemouth's Milos Kerkez in their #FACup tie. #BBCFootball

@UpshotTowers @anton941111

Gossip newsletter Popbitch speak to a teammate about his unsavoury pre-match habits. His former room-mate claims: "Jamie switched on the porn channel, stripped naked, lay on his bed and got stuck into a hand shandy".

Sure, Jamie Carragher spits at children and smothers strippers in whipped cream. But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we? From hotel room "hand shandies" to Tokyo police chases, meet the Red who lost his head...

@DerrickEvans4WV @anton941111 😂😂

🚨HOLY SH!T Trump just asked where is the Governor from Maine? Then torches her in front of everyone for continuing to allow men to play women’s sports. “You better do it — because you're not going to get any federal funding at all if you don't."

@joshpearson180 @BenHenshaw5 @anton941111

Superb 🤣 @BenHenshaw5

@CFC_OBED @anton941111

How Manchester United fans and the football world reacted to the signing of Antony from Ajax Some people predicted right tho 😂 go through this thread

@HenryJackson87 @anton941111

Jurgen Klopp lost just FIVE home Premier League games in front of fans as Liverpool manager in nine years. Crystal Palace (15/16) Crystal Palace (16/17) Swansea (16/17) Leeds (22/23) Crystal Palace (23/24) Man Utd have lost six home Premier League games out of 10 this season!

@StokeyyG2 @anton941111 😂😂

Just been slapped 3-1 in their own stadium and Carlos Baleba has griddied down their tunnel… 😭😭😭

@Jwills555 @chahaz9 @anton941111

As if Cameron Menzies hasn’t had a bad enough 24 hours, Ryan Meikle just had his mits all over his lass

@anton941111 @JamboMitch @davetherave1994

@JamboMitch @JamisonGary @davetherave1994 is this the pub I think it is in Copenhagen? 🤣🤣

Checked in 😁🇱🇻 #hmfc

@cfcmasi @anton941111 @davetherave1994 @corey_burleigh

@AmorimEra_ What a cock 😂 @anton941111

🚨🎥 - Marcus Rashford leaving the Knicks game in NYC last night! 🏀

@CrimeNicola @anton941111

Gerry 'The Monk' Hutch - The Interview. Part One out Sunday.

@NoContextScouse @FA @anton941111

@parentingboyz @mikericecomedy @vittorioangelon @anton941111 @davetherave1994

This gets you elected these days

@Dexerto @anton941111

Pogba absolutely cooked IShowSpeed while playing football on stream x.com/copiumx/status…

@thecasualultra @anton941111

Belgrade derby chaos, fans set fire to the stands as Red Star faces Partizan. Smoke halted play for 10 minutes while fire trucks moved in. Flares, fireworks, and tension fill the stadium once again.

@charliekirk11 @anton941111

This one is going viral on TikTok. Wait for it...

@eurofootcom @carreira24_ @anton941111

🤯🚀 This angle of Gyökeres' free-kick is INSANE! (@carreira24_)

@centregoals @MikeKeegan_DM @anton941111

🚨🚨| Manchester United asked Man City if Alejandro Garnacho and Kobbie Mainoo could catch a lift on their private jet to the Ballon d'Or ceremony, but were informed there was no room... ✈️❌ Manchester United is currently implementing cost-saving measures. [@MikeKeegan_DM]

@SwedeStats @anton941111

Division 4 in women's football is crazy. Ängelholms FF went invincible and didn't concede a goal during the season and still didn't win the league.