Akapu 🦇🔊

/cabal/ updates after a code review from @miladystation 🐪 shipped: · cypher amm v4 swap (@cypher_ethereum router, canon pool) · micro-web3 walletservice (his lib) · public repo + security.md git + cabal below, camels

@Notsu311406 Wen mambo

@0xcitiz3n Camel coded

camelmaxxing is inevitable camel mode

@BullTheoryio Or rotating profits. Metals had it's run beforehand

Stocks and Crypto outperform metals during war and Nobody saw this coming. Bitcoin: +23.46% Ethereum: +24.38% Nasdaq: +11.38% Russell 2000: +7.69% S&P 500: +5.37% Copper: −1.44% Gold: −14.12% Silver: −21.21% Every asset that was supposed to protect you during a war lost money. Crypto did not.

Mainnet is Calling 📞🐫

The first buybacks are in, with over 131 Camels swept from the pool. Camel Cabal introduces true liquid flywheels to NFTs, where activity feeds directly back into the collection. Designed with future governance and utility built in. 1 NFT = 1M $CAMEL 🐫 opensea.io/collection/cam…

the Camels aren't just retardmaxxing, they are the most advanced art on Ethereum each NFT trades as a liquid token, powered by fee flywheels and future staking, AI agent, and governance utility 🐫

Return to Mainnet 🐫

Philip K. Dick’s Legendary 1977 Metz Monologue: “If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others” This stunning 90-minute monologue he delivered as guest of honor at the Second Metz International Science Fiction Festival in France. He didn’t talk about DeLoreans or machines. Instead, PKD laid out his mind-bending theory of orthogonal time a right-angle “sideways” axis running perpendicular to normal linear time. In fact moving back and far forward in time is the same as all time happened all at once. Like being caught on the inner layer of an onion, the are other layers of this infinite onion representing forward and back time in one holographic whole onion. Along the lateral axis, he said, parallel realities constantly branch off whenever a cosmic “Programmer” (a divine or simulation-like force) tweaks a variable in the past. Déjà vu? He called it a literal glitch, a residual memory from the previous timeline that just got overwritten. Reality, he argued, is like a programmable simulation or a divine chess game, constantly being edited into better versions. Pure 1977 prophecy that feels like it predicted simulation theory decades early. This is the same visionary genius whose stories became some of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made: 
• Blade Runner (from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? — questioning what is “real”) 
• Total Recall (from “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale” — false memories and alternate lives) 
• Minority Report (precognition and changing what “will” happen) 
• A Scanner Darkly (layers of fractured identity and perception) 
• The Adjustment Bureau (fate manipulation across branching possibilities)

@123skely Holy cow

This is the real reason Trump wants Greenland but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation yet.

@vxunderground twitter dev changing timestamp of the post in database?

> be Henry Martinez > makes social media profile > one post > December, 2023 > posts name of person who tried to kill Donald J. Trump > doesn't elaborate > disappears into void of internet

🚨 A FIRM WITH 3,500 EMPLOYEES MADE $39.6 BILLION LAST YEAR AND MOST OF IT CAME FROM MARKETS THEY ARE ALSO ACCUSED OF MANIPULATING : JANE STREET And they just had their best year ever while facing a market manipulation fine in India and an insider trading lawsuit in the US. JPMorgan has 316,000 employees and made $35.8 billion in trading revenue in 2025. Jane Street has 3,500 employees and made $39.6 billion. That is 90 times fewer employees making more money than the largest bank in America. Every single Jane Street employee generated $11 million in revenue last year. The average American makes $60,000 a year. No legitimate trading firm in history has ever done this. Now understand how they make this money. Jane Street does not manage money for clients. They trade their own money across every market on earth and they sit on both sides of almost every trade you make. When you buy an ETF, there is a very high chance Jane Street is selling it to you. When you sell, they are buying. In 2024 alone Jane Street accounted for 41% of all bond ETF trading volume globally. They are not a participant in the market. In many markets they ARE the market. And as a market maker they see your order before it hits the market. Jane Street paid Robinhood $61.3 million for stock order flow and $15.2 million for derivatives order flow, meaning they paid for the right to see where retail money is going before it moves prices. They know what you are buying before you buy it. They know what you are selling before you sell it. And their entire $662 billion portfolio is 87% options, instruments that make money when prices move violently in any direction. Now look at what happened in the same year they made $39.6 billion. In India, SEBI found that Jane Street used one entity to buy massive amounts of bank stocks at market open to push prices up while a separate entity simultaneously held short options positions that would profit when the index fell. Near expiry they dumped the stocks, the index crashed, and the options printed money. They did this across 18 documented expiry days. A whistleblower said it happened on 90 to 95% of ALL trading days. SEBI impounded $567 million. Jane Street deposited it into escrow and kept trading the next day. In crypto, the Terraform bankruptcy administrator filed an 83-page federal lawsuit in Manhattan alleging Jane Street used inside information to front-run the $40 billion LUNA collapse. When Terraform quietly pulled $150 million from a liquidity pool with zero public notice, a wallet linked to Jane Street pulled $85 million from the same pool within 10 minutes. A Jane Street employee had interned at Terraform and ran a private group chat with insiders called "Bryce's Secret" as a back channel for information that was never made public. Jane Street allegedly avoided $200 million in losses while retail investors lost everything. In silver, Jane Street built a $1.3 billion position in SLV, a 500x increase in a single quarter while silver was rallying to an all time high of $121. They disclosed this position only after silver crashed 50%. Nobody could see what their options book looked like on the other side of that trade. A 13F filing only shows long equity positions. The short book, the options, the full derivatives exposure, all of it invisible to regulators and the public until it is too late. The daily 10 AM Bitcoin price slam that traders documented happening every single day, stopped only after Jane Street got publicly linked to the Terraform insider trading lawsuit. Jane Street's $39.6 billion makes it the first non-bank institution in history to out-earn every Wall Street bank in trading revenue. The one question nobody is asking: how much of that $39.6 billion came from trades where they already knew the outcome before everyone else did?

everyone wants @camel_cabal WL but the real question is why?! a collab project between @MiladyCult , @paradilf and @0xMontBlanc an exclusive club of 2222 NFTs. @camel_cabal isn’t just another nft collection. Imagine a NFT with attached token + buyback flywheel 👀 THE LIQUID NFT FLYWHEEL - free mint as a DN404 ( dual token standard ) every nft is tradable as an erc-20. the art is the token - lunched as a liquid token - Automated buybacks - floor increase as a result camel cabal will be a zero cost entry ( freemint ) for all - launches at 10k mcap with anti snipe mechanics - each camel nft = 1m tokens a new experiment on Ethereum. with schizo art that you can trade like a memecoin. an NFT collection that is also a memecoin that is also a hyper-speculative onchain experiment backed by AMM mechanics and reflexive fundamentals all this is will be possible through a FEE-DRIVEN BUYBACK ENGINE - every swap generates fees - every fees buys back the collection 🔄 Retardmaxxing 🐫 camel mode 🐫

@abnormalmfers @HeresMyEth I know this guy

quite the specimen

my hump @0xMontBlanc

@avgcryptoguy just long -> liquidate -> long -> liquidate -> ...

controversial opinion alert: i preferred it when you didn't have to take a schizophrenic oranges geopolitical actions into consideration when buying and selling shitcoins

Happy hump day 🐫 Cypher Industries is the only market infra native to ETH L1 that is owned by its users. Our novel tech makes the @camel_cabal experiment possible. In return, xCYPH holders will get a priority to free mint before anyone else.

@seth_fin Supports on this chart looks random for me. What am I missing?

I'm literally shaking... This is my quant

@0xMontBlanc @paradilf Retardmaxxing

If you love the camels, then thanks I am glad you appreciate a novel hyperfinancialized non-fungible token liquidity flywheel based on reflexive floor buybacks through automated market maker plugins If you hate them, then just say you don't know how to retardmaxx