Jan Mirkowski

Today is our 20th wedding anniversary - traditionally celebrated with china/porcelain.

Even our dogs are observing Dry January! Happy New Year, everybody.

Aargh no! The hot summer has ripened my pumpkins in August. Do any of your kids want to come trick-or-treating tomorrow?

Personally, I would have thought a longer runway would have been needed, but well done to Henley on Thames folk for bringing a Mark IX Spitfire to VE Day 80 celebrations.

Where are the missing 30% of contents - or did something go wrong with the makers' arithmetic?

These well-to-do towns come with art galleries, boutique shops, buzzing restaurants, chic little hotels and celebrity residents Discover the full list here ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/travel/destina…

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Good riddance to them! I blacklisted @santanderuk and closed 25 year-long accounts in 2012 after they ripped me off. Even had to write to their head office in Spain just to get a reply to my complaint. Go with @asknationwide any day...

@Telegraph Good riddance to them! I blacklisted @santanderuk and closed my 25 year-long accounts in 2012 after they ripped me off. Had to write to their head office in Spain even to get a reply to my complaint. Go with @AskNationwide any day.

🔴 Santander is reportedly considering leaving Britain over excessive red tape, in a blow that risks impacting tens of thousands of staff and some 14 million customers telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/…

Merry Christmas - now all we need are our guests!

Our town council has done us proud again, with its Christmas decorations.

@Jaguar Oh dear, another brilliant British car brand consigned to the dustbin of history. At least this time they can't blame foreign competition - it's all their own doing.

Now of age to sink a birthday cocktail!

He left us ten years ago today, but my family will never forget the fun and love shown by this little rascal.

Wonderful wedding day of my nephew and his bride in Cambridgeshire. Food and wine at the reception were great (especially the sparkling wine)!

@DepChWHamilton @CarolineNewton_ @theresa_may They door-stepped my in-laws on the other side of Henley!

Lovely day to be out in Henley with @CarolineNewton_ & @theresa_may and some very positive conversations. #vote4caro

Henley residents do their duty commemorating 80 years since D-Day.

@Das_Not_Gooddd The answer is staring you in the face. Yoga pant are what you wear to yoga class. If someone is going to the trouble of cooking you a nice meal, you show your appreciation by dressing in a way you think he will approve of.

there was a guy I had been seeing for 5 months… We had plans to make dinner and watch a movie at his house. So I wore yoga pants. A few days later he said we needed to “talk”… He told me wearing yoga pants to watch a movie was inappropriate because I wasn’t acting serious. That I should have worn jeans and high heels. Then proceeded to tell me I also don’t look GOOD in yoga pants??? So I remembered I didn’t want to see him anymore and stopped talking to him lol

Ingenious townsfolk knitted this postbox topper for St George's Day!

The cleverest present this Christmas (powered, I think, by magic or maybe witchcraft). Happy Yuletide everyone!