🍁 Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz.

@beaty_boop @jessrawk @beetrix @yurfacebooksux @psyoureanidiot @TheSPearson @tkleinwalsh @alliemackie @meladroite @atomicnoggin @ryanwright @KristinEff @LittleMxSurly @ALL_CAPS @axematty @SoupFox @jessiedotjpg @hipfleminski @Elkae @CNDavies @MissHelveticaB @grag_e My word is my bond.

@mishoo__t @itsandrewfrye Is that the same as the New Hong Shing?

@JanTheMan2010 @itsandrewfrye People don't know, but Hong Shings is around the corner.

Chloe was really Torontomaxxing here

Congrats to @strombo for winning the Order of Canada!

🆕The number of people facing acute levels of hunger could reach record numbers if the escalation in the Middle East continues. A new analysis warns that vulnerable families managing to put some food on the table today may soon find they are only able to afford little or none.

@Acyn Bomb your neighbour's house, then sell the remains of the house to pay for the cost of the bombs.

Perry: I would actually like to see Iran pay for this, whether it's 20 billion or 200 billion whatever it is Collins: You want to see whatever the Pentagon asks for be offset by Iran? Perry: We have to pay for this somehow. We don’t have endless money. We have to be responsible in how we spend our money.

@emilyjean2007 @Acyn Don't worry -- the money being given to Israel is being offset by cutting SNAP benefits to poor people.

@Acyn How about not doing Israel's fucking bidding from the jump?! What about not giving them billions a year and keep it in America for Americans?!

From Life magazine, March 10th, 1921. babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.…

Off with their headlines…

@CTVNews In 20 years there will be shows where a lead character finds one of these things in a guys office and the music gets all scary and pensive as its revealed the person they trusted is the evil doer all along.

folks it's duneposting for the next nine months, get on the train or be left behind

"What war with Iran?" said the confused captain after his miraculous passage.

@WillSmithSpeak @Strandjunker Because what Trump said was deeply offensive.

@Strandjunker When you know about Japanese culture, you understand why they stood silent.

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

@Strandjunker I honestly thought he was going to make a Hiroshima "joke".

@CTVNews Orange coin would be more appropriate.

U.S. Mint can begin producing Trump commemorative gold coin after arts commission approves design ctvnews.ca/world/article/…

@NikTzv @CTVNews YES

@KI11ERKLOWNS I don't trust people who want to remake foreign films where people speak English.

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t watch foreign films bc they don’t wanna read subtitles. you’re missing out on so many good films

Dire straits…

I guess you're welcome to act like you're not impressed by this TOTAL RECALL dvd but the thing is, I just won't believe you... #PhysicalMedia 💿

@itsandrewfrye I love that people in the Handmaid's tale are fleeing Gilead to Toronto when the show is FILMED in Toronto. This scene takes place in Gilead, but Toronto City Hall is clearly visible in the background. 😂