Jane Danger

Remember: Chachi was the one who burnt down Arnold's. #RNC2016

Funny cassette tapes are the “new rage”? You totally don’t know how hard we had it back then…#pencilsandpenswillneverreallybringitbackagain

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What if the virus IS IN the toilet paper?!?! #bidetforpresident

What do all famous people wear beige?

Kavawaaaah #boohoo

@VersaceCroccs @hannahkimberlee #shitkickers

@realDonaldTrump Like you ever took one.

REMEMBER THE MIDTERMS!

@hktparty I disagree

Why do all the white bros w receding hairlines still get the best seats? #whiteprivlege #livemusic #sickofit

Are all these white ppl that I think I know just trying to be positive, or are they really just that obliviously privileged?

It’s the hottest day of the Summer and ice cream man is blaring Xmas tunes. #loveyachicago #westsidesummer

In your kiss, I feel the revolution. #riotgrrrlsneverdie #neverstop #3dbwillsetyoufree #gayshame2018

People commit suicide every day...It just doesn’t make headlines bc they’re not famous.

Quit bragging. I’ve done a lot of shots. #NationalHeadshotDay #nationaloldheadshotday #stupid

I wanna be like the rich celebrities who get free front row seats to games/concerts they know nothing about. #infamous

Sometimes I “like” things bc it ends up being a cool number, and sometimes I really like something, but don’t end up “liking” it bc the number won’t be cool to me. Just sayin... #obsessions #stoned #ocdwillsetufree

Every time I see Bruno Mars I think I’m looking at some female rapper from the 80’s.

Finally made the big time... Got me a Craigslist troll.

I’ve been to more funerals than weddings. Congratulations

Trying to decide whether it’s lint or a spider in my shower today.