JaneJune 😉
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Gist! 🔥
I used to think only married men cheat until I met this guy with this crazy story.
He said he went to visit his friend who just arrived in his state, in a hotel. When he got there, the guy came out bare chested in boxers, looking very excited. They shook hands and the friend told him to sit in the parlor and wait, say en Dey with babe
My guy sat down smiling. He said he was hearing the babe screaming and was just smiling throughout, thinking “this my guy is really making her feel good.”
After about 15 minutes, the door finally opened. He bent his head so the girl wouldn’t feel embarrassed.
She greeted him.
He raised his head to reply…
Lo and behold
it was his mother’s youngest sister (his aunty), the one who got married just a year ago!
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One random “Hey darling 🥰” in my DM almost turned into a Nollywood episode 😭
So I met this guy at my mum’s shop. We spoke briefly and exchanged contacts, nothing deep. Few days later, he texts, I reply politely because I’m thinking maybe he’s just being friendly 😭
Now tell me why after barely knowing this person, exchanging just a few messages, and me thinking maybe he genuinely wanted friendship…
The next thing is a huge favor involving money 😭
Ngl, I was genuinely disappointed because ah ah… can we even know each other first???
At least let the “darling” marinate small before the billing 😭
Bro even sent proof that the screen broke😭😂


JaneJune 😉@Janejune202
Everyone makes it seem like na only ladies dey bill men in the first week of acquaintance 😭 Some men no even allow the friendship breathe before billing starts.
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Girls like this tho>>>>

Goke🍹@gokehq
Quote that one chat screenshot that gets you every time you come across it.
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