Frank Janousek

IT IS OVER!!! GORDON WITH THE RBI SINGLE TO WIN IT IN EXTRAS!!! ROYALS 7, TIGERS 6!!! #DETvsKCR

@steiny60 @KCRoyalsMLR Their season is far from over - they had a rough start but it was against good teams like the @NYYankeesMLR, and they still have a talented roster with guys like Tyler Gordon and reigning AL MVP Rob Patterson. If Ackley keeps pitching well they're definitely contenders

this bread might have more than one seed... BUT WE ARE THE #1 SEED! KC WINS 6-4! #KCRvsHOU

Fun fact: Every MLR pitcher to induce a triple play has also taken a perfect game into the sixth inning against @OaklandMLR. Dipper: 3 outs away from perfecto S3S14, TP S2S2 vs TBDR Lindros: 1 out from "perfecto" S2S7, TP S2S7 vs PHI Superbone: Perfecto S3S16, TP S2S18 vs PHI

This is a Public Safety Announcement for all members of the MLR: If you, or a teammate, have a perfect game going, PLEASE DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let Rich Mahogany anywhere near it. The #MahoganyCurse is real. It is dangerous. Do not take this threat lightly.

I will supply the first player who votes at least 4 @KCRoyalsMLR as all-stars with a year's supply of whatever bread you may choose.

@RealFakeBJs @FakeRiter @KCRoyalsMLR 3 hits*

Welcome to the league, rookie! Haydn Werfer is your player of the game, giving up only 2 hits in 6 as Ya Jays win 4-1 against @KCRoyalsMLR and have their first win streak of the year! #getjayedinarow #partformccarty

@miroslav_mlr @FakeRiter @MLR_OOTC I propose that we add @FakeRiter to the OOTC

i for one really appreciate @FakeRiter's updates on MLR games. when will we get a live feed for games (or even regular scoreboard updates)? @MLR_OOTC

@NickTit1 That is entirely wrong. Palco is superior to all other Kansas cities. Nothing you say or do will change that.

@JanousekFrank Marysville is best Kansas city

The Royals have confirmed that @GetOffaMcCloud will start next sesh against Toronto. GM Andersen is "100 percent confident" in Hayden after a bad relief outing against the Devil Rays. Andersen also indicated @jingles_j will be in the lineup for his first game in a Royals jersey.

@miroslav_mlr @AjPrellerAcerep @fakephils @PieanatorMLR oops wrong account

@miroslav_mlr @AjPrellerAcerep @fakephils @PieanatorMLR @ NL CENTRAL DEFEND PIE FROM THIS UNFAIR COMMISSIONATORIAL ATTACK

The Phillies have released SS/2B Jake Wilson. With this comes the signing of 2B/RF June Berg, the first female player in Phillies history!

LaVert will have one more plate appearance, batting leadoff against Detroit, with the Royals before reporting to Miami.

Kansas City has traded @TheRealLaVert to Miami for @jingles_j and a second round pick.

In exchange, Dart will have the option of alternating dugout storytimes with Donnie Draper (if he so chooses), the team will participate in a private roast session of Lloyd Gross, and he gets 24/7 access to personal batting cages as a tradeoff for his imperfect playing time.

BREAKING: Dart Ragusa appears to have had a change of heart, as he is no longer demanding a trade. He has come to terms with his general manager, Donnie Draper, Lloyd Gross, and others, and hopes to remain with the Royals organization indefinitely.

@KCRoyalsMLR The game is actually at Progressive Field this session, but go Royals anyways!

Didya miss me? Well here's a treat, I got the Session 5 @KCRoyalsMLR Lineup right here! Bases aren't the only thing you'll be swipin because it's Tinder Night at Kauffman!👑👑👑 imgur.com/a/4eT0kqw

We're lucky to have snatched up 2B/SS Teo Jones in the 12th round of the MLR Draft! Keep an eye out for #39 out their turnin' double plays!👑🦁

Here we are #MLR, your Season 3 Paper Cup favorite Kansas City Royals!👑👑👑

The Royals have made their first free agency move, and it's a big one! Welcome to Kansas City, @GSmudge42!