Jared Dunn

“How would you like to die today, mother fucker?!?”

@duncantrussell Oh is that because the movie is 3 hour long, or because the CGI and amazing acting may cause you to dedicate yourself?

I'm wearing a diaper to Avatar 2.

Hello

Hello! Please don’t be frightened. A quick survey: How likely are you to die from something other from COVID-19?: Which one? Which one?

What is everyone dying from today? (: :(

Dear, @Covid19. You’re welcome.

@kumailn It’s America. What was honestly to be expected? There’s not one shred of surprise in all this.

@brooklynishigh Wow. You and I are on the exact same page in regards to BOTH of these tweets.

@kumailn What’s wrong?

@YouPorn What does one do if they destroy pussy?

Retweet if you eat pussy

I had an aunt once who was deathly afraid of the sun. vm.tiktok.com/JFmQdKg/

@SaintKeenan @kanyewest Enters the necessary evil. Rightfully & expectedly so. this guy fucks - @fuhktoff

@fuhktoff @kanyewest This you my guy?

@halford_rosie @janeclarejones @AYFKMPEOPLE @NeepsnTatties @MargaretAtwood Absolutely not.

Some science here: "When Sex and Gender Collide." scientificamerican.com/article/the-ne… #TransGenderWomen Biology doesn't deal in sealed Either/Or compartments. We're all part of a flowing Bell curve. Respect that! Rejoice in Nature's infinite variety!

Today I am announcing my running for the presidency of these divided states of America. #vote My campaign will be about #transparency (Glasshole).

@YouPorn A game that will not disappoint.

It's Friday, what do you have planned for tonight?

open.spotify.com/playlist/5PuWP… A sad day for us all. He & his skills will be missed. #FifthElement has been one of my all time favorite movies, partly thanks to this great. And can’t forget #LOTR ❤️

This guy won’t be “fucking” anything for the next couple of days. #lastofus2 #hybernation #nosex

@brooklynishigh #BLM is a good cause though

@kumailn Un-fucking real.

@kumailn @realDonaldTrump is a chicken shit mother fucker.

Armed soldiers against peaceful protestors? With the president's enthusiastic approval? Are you shitting me?