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Shameful. Not one question at the debate on if Nintendo will be lowering the price of Switch so I can get Animal Crossing

@reallyjimmy Dude I got that for you for Christmas, what the hell?

Oh we lit. PlayStation Portal ME!

@shenn97 “I got a new iPhone” Instantly get 3 calls in a row asking how I got it

I wish I could make a handbook for my mom of what’s call-worthy vs could just be a text

Completely forgot it was halloween. If any trick or treaters ring my bell, all I have for them are size medium white tees

@reallyjimmy Good so the only right answer is Billy Madison

@JaredOfNY wrong

Currently watching Adam Sandler’s all time best movie

@reallyjimmy @AhsanEye @JayBilas I think because I replied on your Quote RT but absolutely need you to witness this

@JaredOfNY @AhsanEye @JayBilas i love how i’m tagged in the tweet, I’m assuming just to witness the disrespect

“I gotta go to work” - ⁦@JayBilas⁩

@TFLorenzi Bro just water bend it’s that easy

My brother in christ, WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? Think Im’ma be out here like Katara??

@shenn97 East Meets west does half chocolate fortune cookies now

Why don’t we get fortune cookies with Chinese food anymore 🥺 losing recipes

@_ReallyJames @shenn97 Bet - time and day

@shenn97 @JaredOfNY I want to play i will host a monopoly night

I promised myself I wouldn’t shame anyone anymore so I refuse to. I hope everyone is happy.

@_ReallyJames @shenn97 I’m about to redownload this app let’s play

@JaredOfNY @shenn97 It’s disgusting how much better I am at that game than you people

@shenn97 @_ReallyJames We need to play him in Monopoly, he won’t be able to help but shame us

@_ReallyJames Nah, bring back shame

@shenn97 Except this part from the Infinity War trailer where you can see Spider-Man’s ashes surrounding Tony after he disappears lol

Y’all truly think if Kang were going to kill Scott Lang, Kevin Feige would let them put that in the trailer??? Bffr🤦🏽‍♀️

@AhsanEye we made it

@_jtcol Where tf are you? Everyone I’ve went is dead tn

@_ReallyJames Fuck yeah dude

I left the construction union I was in when I was 23 years old. No college degree, everyone said I was crazy to give that up. I left the union to work in T-Mobile. 😭 6 years later, I’m my own boss and I’m making quadruple what I was making in the union. Bet on yourself.

@_jtcol I’m this close 🤏🏻

@shenn97 Hey maybe it’s just easier if we huddle, are you free in 5?

I haven’t known peace since Slack introduced the Huddle feature

@AhsanEye I like his Instagram stories

I like when Drake raps about eating Italian food

My costume tonight is Peter Parker as in I’m wearing normal clothes with a Spider-Man costume underneath because I am shy