jared 🌟

everyone keeps posting their controversial takes on movies so here’s mine: i love da movies !! 😃

cucumbers after visiting the vinegar factory:

when they put micro greens on top of my grilled cheese

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

clang, clang, clang went the trolley ding, ding, ding went the bell zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings from the moment I saw him, I fell

@antialIie It was history babes x

dropped my personal alarm so it sounded and echoed throughout the entire airport terminal not just once but twice

Get these freaks off stage NOW! Emilia Perez was TRASH, music was GARBAGE! #Oscars2025

being a gay guy watching Desperate Housewives feels soooooo good

I know Jesus up in heaven like yassss Thank you for the bday gift Bey 🫶🏼🫶🏼 #BeyonceBowl

How it felt unwrapping the Remi Wolf tickets my bf got me knowing he was holding the wrapped Tate McRae tickets I got him…god being gay is so beautiful sometimes…

@TheLittlestHamm Management didn’t want me to. But I owe it to you all.

I’d like to get out ahead of this and hold myself accountable. It’s true, in 5th grade I had a The Apprentice themed birthday party. Yes there were teams, a challenge, and my mom/her best friend played Trump-like roles. I deeply apologize for this, listening and learning…

I would’ve Carrie prom’ed the Ozdust Ballroom…Elphaba is better than I…

So if you care to queen out, look to the western SKYYYY 🩷💚

are people born gleek or do they have gleekness thrust upon them

Being a gay guy is so hard bc you and your bf have to try to get Tate McRae tickets :/

I know she looked at you like this when she said it

My biggest fear as a white-mom biracial is that I’ll get drafted for mandatory spoken word or slam poetry :(((

chappell roan is entering the industry with a sense of self worth that everybody applauds in other women as long as they endure mistreatment for a decade before developing it

She’s already got him spiraling so bad I’m 😭😭 #Debate2024