Jarhead

I love people that get offended on Twitter. They sort of make it all worth it.

Being drunk is my favorite thing ever.

Islam is *explosion* a very *stabbing* peaceful *rams building with car* religion

@TheCensoredRock Islam = death. Nothing more. They are horrible to their women. They are horrible for the Earth. They are nothing but destruction. FUCK ISLAM AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR. FUCK THE QURAN.

@GodlyPhilosophy I thank God for everything.

Happy international women’s day to all you bitches

@JGizzleFitty He was a good boy.

@Jarhead44 I’m in the zone, mind ya business

There's a dog fucking an orange cone in front of Home Depot.

Hang on guys, I’m getting a second chance.

@FrankieBuIIshit Thanks man. I'm not even a cat person. But she was around for a long time. 👊

@Jarhead44 Just seeing this, bro. Condolences

I had to put down my 22 year old cat today. Her name was Snicker. I held her paw everyday like this when I was home.

Twitter. That's what we used to call it, and we loved it. Now it's X. A garbage name for a garbage app.

These are the good old days for young people.

Live Laugh Lasagna

blocked the bots and now I'm lonely

Not now. I’m having a love fest with a tele-service rep.

I got him a box of chocolates and a clip on flashlight and an eight ball of coke.

I heard someone refer to a schedule as a skedge and now I want to commit murds

@sarah1mc Just a day. ❤️ Thanks darlin.

@Jarhead44 Sorry I missed the party. Hope you had a wonderful birthday! 🎉

@femalehobbyist I don't think she is either. With all the medications that she required and does not have access to, it doesn't look good. I just hope the family is prepared for the worst.

All of this with Nancy Guthrie is just heartbreaking. I think it has to be someone close to the family that wants to inflict as much emotional pain as possible to the children. I sadly don’t think she is still alive.

Deleting tweets doesn’t erase what’s been said

Saving my complaints for prime time.