Brighton tonight: men dressed as seagulls, pints in hand, eyeing up chips like it’s a full-time job 🐦🍺All because the @OfficialPDC has landed in Brighton… 180s incoming 🎯
Some old fella in his 80’s walked past me while at my van, gets about 10 yards away and does one of those wet farts
Didn’t even bat an eyelid, could not give a fuck
Fair play