Jarred

What a photo, goosebumps.

@badandbrownn Idk I think it might hurt but let’s try it

wha happen when im gonna take a the playstation, disconneck it, and put the whole thing in your ass

@Jack_Moore7 It going to be ass but I’ll still watch it

Hat trick of downgrades

Peep the date, probably my best tweet EVER

@JarredLfc fair play, its actually real. that day is the 2nd leg of basel vs spurs in the europa league quarter finals, salah scored the opener, basel drew 2-2 and they advanced on penalties.

@balller4lyfee I was just joking and pretending to get deep, but yeah there shouldn’t be train tracks in the fuckin forest with no train on them, let’s protest

@JarredLfc Then they should remove the tracks. They shouldn’t be there without a train

I want to create art, I don’t want to work forever man

@balller4lyfee Or maybe, it’s the world healing and going back to its natural state because the forest was there before the tracks ever were

@JarredLfc I also saw train tracks today but there’s no train for them anymore it’s just train tracks in a forest now and I kinda lost my mind like . A train should be on that, no?

@sylvanianchloe I should have became a scout fr

@balller4lyfee Autism got some strict rules damn

@JarredLfc Unfortunately I have autism and I physically can’t lie to you

@balller4lyfee Why couldn’t you just lie to me

@JarredLfc If you create art you would still have to work forever I will hold your crayon when I say this

Just left work, crying, sobbing, throwing up, I put in my grievance request, Mo I wanna run to you

@nothingsrshere I’ll take 3 pounds of it thanks

Making protein bread pakode 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 follow for more such health hacks

@nothingsrshere Good taste, sensible, perfect, etc

@JarredLfc Saw someone wearing a Pool jersey tho, what do you call that

Went out today and did not wear an Arsenal shirt 😣😣😣

@kissanywhereee Omg congrats

fuck everyone if this test comes out positive

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

@IcedThaiTeee Hope that queen is having a good day

Saved in my camera roll for YEARS.