Jarred Manasse

Rooney had balls of steel 🤣🤣 💀💀

@Jade_Manasse Congrats bru, super proud of you 🔥

Absolute honor to be named Varsity College Coach of the Year for 2025. Never expected this in a million years, but immensely grateful and blessed ❤️

@Jade_Manasse Agreed, kill the game but it’s an opportunity to embarrass them too

Not interested in the cricket, more interested in social media engagements, so they can quote people they have in their bookmarks and “out” them. If I was Shukri, I’d bat until stumps tomorrow. There’s no obligation on our part to make a game of it.

The Proteas are leading a series in India, 1-0. This is the last test and we are in cruise control. We don’t have to rush to do a damn thing, India have to make all the plays to win this game. So many people lacking nuance.

@Jade_Manasse Can’t believe this is actually a discussion point.

There now needs to be a serious discussion around what the actual fucking issue is with SFM, from certain people. Suggesting you shift the Bok 10 from that position at the Stormers, for Jurie fucking Matthee, is stupidity personified.

@FabrizioRomano Malick Thiaw is available 😂

🚨⚠️ Chelsea defender Levi Colwill has suffered ACL injury and will be out for majority of next season. He suffered an anterior cruciate ligament injury at the end of his first training session back and has since had a scan followed by surgery.

@M_o_t_s_i_e_M @Muppetiers Last season was an okay window, it didn't address the frailties in the squad. This is by far our best transfer window since 2007. It's still far off from it, but we're an athletic midfielder and a GK away from it being our best.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers im a United fan mate, i saw us have a great window last season and still finish 15th. remember the players get demotivated by how the club is ran and then we become crap. even the womens team admitted this. stadium aint nowhere being built hence the pushback to 2035

Opening the best training ground in football as part of your pitch to unsettle a player might be a madness ya know.

@M_o_t_s_i_e_M @Muppetiers You cannot be this thick dude. We have 3 out of the 4 things I just mentioned right now.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers oh so you talking about in 5 years time when there are exciting projects happening right now lol🤣

@M_o_t_s_i_e_M @Muppetiers Sleeping giant, new stadium, new training ground, one of the best young managers in Europe - so yes, really.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers not really, There is Liverpool and City so yeah

@ZAYN_Z7 @David_Ornstein Baleba is happening

per @David_Ornstein - Chelsea stepped up talks with #mufc for Garnacho. - Clubs in touch for some time & now advancing. - He wants Chelsea or nothing + expects move to happen.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Garnacho + Klarna = Baleba

🚨 Chelsea have stepped up talks with Manchester United over deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho. Clubs in touch on topic for some time & now advancing amid Benjamin Sesko joining #MUFC. 21yo winger wants #CFC or nothing + expects move to happen @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/63796…

@679Jay94231 @NamexTechnocrat @LeroiChad @AcademyScoop He blocked me 😂

Baleba is a player you buy without worrying about the fee. He’s got every right to be discussed in the same conversations as Pedri, Bellingham, Neves etc. He’d be transformative at United and accelerate this project significantly.

@679Jay94231 @NamexTechnocrat @LeroiChad @AcademyScoop Bruno loses the ball way too much to play deeper.

@A_sleemy @AcademyScoop @OmarBerrada @INEOS One more year for Bruno and he needs to go. Otherwise we’re losing Kobbie.

@JarredManasse @AcademyScoop @OmarBerrada @INEOS Says who? Mainoo is currently the backup in Bruno's position. Baleba will come as a direct replacement of Casemiro with Ugarte as backup. Casemiro will be sold or if not his game time will be extremely reduced for the last year of his contract. The management knows all this

@BooYaKaSha20 @Muppetiers Not happening. Hopefully Al Hilal come back next season. Otherwise we’re losing Mainoo.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers The only way it works is if he plays in a 3-man midfield. But Amorim will never change his formation.

Getting Baleba this summer is going to be massively tough. But I'm a Baleba now, these guys keep pulling off a madness. Will need help from his side to push it through. Dream target for the recruitment team & Amorim in the midfield.

@StretfordPaddck @JayMotty @JoeSmith93 Imagine we get Baleba and Donnarumma 😭

🚨🇨🇲 #MUFC Baleba approach made! Sesko done soon?! Join @JayMotty and @JoeSmith93 for Transfers Live! 🔴⚠️ 🔗 youtube.com/live/bmRQdQGad…

@BooYaKaSha20 @Muppetiers 100% bro. Bruno isn’t as disciplined as what some people think he might be. He loses the ball so often too.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers Yeah. I’d rather have Bruno at wingback or no. 10 than at CM. A 2-man mid is already frail. But to have Bruno as one of them? Nah. The other CM will get absolutely flogged. Baleba would be one of few players to improve the situation but even he can’t mask for Bruno’s discipline

@NamexTechnocrat @LeroiChad @AcademyScoop Can you read? It’s a completely different role. Stop being sentimental, you will see as this season progresses that we function better without him.

@JarredManasse @LeroiChad @AcademyScoop You’re waffling. Look at the numbers Bruno posts with a bad team and begin to thinking what he can do with a better team. Mind you, his first season with Pogba, he dropped 40+ G&A from midfield. I need you guys to start thinking before you type rubbish

@33_63_ @StretfordPaddck Do you watch football?

@JarredManasse @StretfordPaddck Is he good

🚨🗣️ Brighton CEO Paul Barber on Carlos Baleba: "There's always going to be interest in our players. Manchester United have not been in touch with me. Speculation is speculation. "Carlos is a fantastic talent. We hope he'll be here for years to come, but it is subject to the dynamics of football, which aren't always predictable." [@JacobsBen] #MUFC

@BooYaKaSha20 @Muppetiers Exactly my point. It all comes down to Bruno’s discipline and if I’m being honest, Kobbie is better at ball retention than him.

@JarredManasse @Muppetiers Yeah it’s going to be pretty impractical to field Bruno, Cunha, Sesko, and Mbeumo while trying to maintain any integrity in the center of the pitch.